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Cute Dog Puns

• Anything is paw-sible when you have a dog.
• Today has been ruff.
• The Dalmatian hid from people because he didn’t want to be spotted.
• Where do dogs go after their tails fall off? The re-tail store.
• My dog’s not fat. He’s just a little husky.
• I nearly kicked my dog out. But we renegotiated the terms of his leash.
• He’s not a bad dog. He’s just a little ruff around the edges.’
• The dog is so popular that the pup-arazzi took its photo.
• You won’t find what you need here. You’re barking up the wrong tree.
• I’ve got the paw-er! (power)
• Paw-don (pardon) me if I’m being rude
• This is a-paw-ling (appalling!)
• I’m so paw-ssionate about dogs!
• Please be paw-lite
• Love long and paws-prer
• Bark Obama
• My dog’s favorite band is The Beagles.
• My dog never stands up for herself. She just rolls over.
• I am fur-ever yours
• I’m so fur-tunate to have you in my life
• This place seems so fur-miliar
• Please fur-give me
• It’s the leash I can do
• You need a new leash on life
• Be-leash me, I know

Funny Dog Puns

• Howl you doin
• Howl I ever live without you?
• Happy Howlidays
• Happy Howl-o-ween
• Feliz Navi-dog
• Dog-gone it
• Trust me, I’m a dog-tor
• I’m one classy mother pupper
• My dog is cold, we call him a pup-sicile
• My dog likes to eat pup-corn at movies
• He’s the most pup-ular dog at the park
• The pup-arazzi just love to take pictures of him
• He loves pup-eroni pizza
• For breakfast, my dog loves a beagle and schmear.
• Don’t stop retrieving
• When a problem comes along, you must Whippet.
• He’s not fat. He’s just a little husky.
• Quit hounding me
• Just need a cup of earl greyhound tea every day
• You’re such a mal-tease
• Dachshund through the snow
• Pardon my French
• Let’s raise the woof
• The dog has been going through a rough pooch lately.
• Living the Pug Life
• People who hate dogs are re-pug-nant
• Just pug-get about it
• I puggin love you
• Let’s get shih-faced
• I shih tzu not
• Hey Corgeous!
• You have the corg-key to my heart
• Shh, I’m in-corg-nito
• Oh, paw-lease
• Let’s give the dogs a big round of ap-paws.
• Where’s the paw-ty at?
• Here’s your perfect op-paw-tunity
• We’re moving too fast, we need to put things on paws

Clever Dog Puns

• See you on the bark side
• Remember to put the car in bark
• You’re barking up the wrong tree
• I like big mutts and I cannot lie
• You’re the ulti-mutt dog mom
• I’m mutts about you
• Oh, paw-lease
• Let’s give the dogs a big round of ap-paws.
• Where’s the paw-ty at?
• Here’s your perfect op-paw-tunity
• We’re moving too fast, we need to put things on paws (pause)
• Remain paws-itive
• I’ve got the paw-er! (power)
• Paw-don (pardon) me if I’m being rude
  This is a-paw-ling (appalling!)
• I’m so paw-ssionate about dogs!
• Please be paw-lite
• Love long and paws-prer
• Nothing mutt-ers as much as you
• I ruff you very much
• Pardon the inter-ruff-tion
• Did you have a ruff day?
• He’s a little ruff around the edges
• Those puppies sure love ruff-housing
• Happy Anni-fur-sary
• Thanks fur everything
• You are fur-bulous
• My dog’s favorite movie is Trans-fur-mers
• My dog is my best fur-end
• I love you, fur real.
• I will never fur-get you