Top Desi Punjabi Pick Up Lines, Quirky Desi Punjabi Quotes or Captions for Instagram to Enjoy

by Andreas Ramos

Nowadays, many people have fallen in love with Indian guys and babes but do not know how to express it.

If you have gotten a new love, you can use Desi Punjabi pick-up lines to express your feelings. Despite the availability of this option, most people have no idea of what they should say at the right time. Therefore, today, I will be telling you the best Desi Punjabi pick-up lines you can use at any time point.

Romantic Desi Punjabi Pick Up Lines

  • Hey baby! Do you wanna taste this sweet kulfi? Come and have a taste.
Romantic Desi Punjabi Pick Up Lines
Romantic Desi Punjabi Pick Up Lines

  • Hey Wendy! Trying putting the desi in a desirable position so you can enjoy it perfectly.
  • Hey Pete! Put more garam than the chai I gave you.
  • Hey baby! You are the chutney in my samosa. I love you the way you love me.
  • Hey baby! Your butt is attractive and rounder than my new idlis.
  • Hey Freddie! Let me be the sambar in your dosa.
  • Hey Lisa! Do you wanna strum his sitar tonight?
  • Hey baby! When I look into your eyes, I feel kuch kuch hota hai.
  • Hey Love! Let's go together to the park-like daal and bhaat.
  • Hey Wendy! You spiced up my life just like a chutney.
Top Desi Punjabi Pick Up Lines, Quirky Desi Punjabi Quotes or Captions for Instagram to Enjoy
Top Desi Punjabi Pick Up Lines, Quirky Desi Punjabi Quotes or Captions for Instagram to Enjoy

  • I really wanna tap that attractive but. Are you that beautiful dhol?
  • Hey baby! Come visit me tonight, I will squeeze your gulab jamuns seamlessly.
  • Hey Pia! You are hotter than that garam garam chai.
  • Hey baby! Can I talk you out of the issue, because I like that nice sari.
  • Hey Melinda! You are beautiful and spicier than the chicken curry.
  • Hey baby! I guess you were born on Diwali because you look like a patakha.
  • Hey Monna! You look so sweet and curvy. Are you a jelebee?
  • Hey Fred! Let's mix it up because I suspect you like the daal in my chawal.
  • Hey baby! Your beauty and attractiveness made me canceled my account.
  • Hey baby! You look so sweet and lovely. If you are rice and curry, I will eat you all day.
  • Had it been I am table, I would allow you bang me all night.
  • Let me know if you like raita because I will get raita for you without delay.
  • I am trying to get you an in-di-a pair of pants because I was told you are from India.
  • Let me know if you are going to India because I will Goa anywhere for your love.
  • Hey baby! Let's come together and mix the beautiful pani with the puri.
  • Hey Monna! There is nothing sweeter than your love. I guess you are a jalebi.
  • I will like to bang you all day because that butt of yours looks like a dhol.
  • As long as your life allows me, I will always carry you with my love.
  • Come and join this ride. The only condition is, you will get our sari.
  • The sari you are wearing makes you look beautiful. Can you go out with me?
  • I have tasted gulab jamans and jalebis but none of them is as sweet as you.
  • Jalebis is good, gulab tastes better but you offer the best taste.
  • Hey baby! I can imagine sharing my data with you after meeting you for the first time.
  • Your beauty enhanced my confidence in sharing my desi with you. so Shaadi maybe?
  • That elegant sari looks attractive on you, but it will be better to have you wearing it on my bed.
  • Hey Pete! Don't forget that our parents brought us together when we were still young. I guess they forgot to remind you.
  • Just a night with you, you will feel the perfect touch like Ganges. Dirty, wet, and constantly moving.
  • Can you send me some rupees? I need to call Monna because I just found a wife to marry.
  • Pete, borrow me some rupee. I had promised to call mama when I find a pretty lady to marry.
  • Love me and transact with me like rupees. You will not be discouraged from doing so.
  • My love is great and waxing stronger for you. Just like Pia's love for her new sari.
  • I guess you have eaten a lot of curry during pregnancy. The scent is there all over you.
  • Hey baby! I really wanna tap that butt. Just give the clue.
  • It seems you are from 1A1 because you are 1 while I am A1.
  • Hey Love! It seems you have taken my breath away. I guess you are smog.
  • Even if you are Jalebi, Pia is sweeter than you.
  • Prove your love to me because you look like a dhol.
  • Meet me in Goa where I will show you the perfect love you desire.
  • Are you wearing the new sari? You will not be called Sari if you join me for a ride.
  • Hey baby! Let's go together to Pune like bhaat and daal.
  • Baby, come into my house, I wish to squeeze your attractive gulab jamuns.
  • You just spice up my day like the chicken curry.
  • Baby, you are hotter than the beautiful garaam garaam chai.
  • Hey baby! It seems you are from Pakistan because my thinking capacity is always at alert anytime I set my eyes on you.
  • You look like someone coming from Turkey. I will love seeing you becoming a Tharkee.
  • Hey baby! You are the elfy in my beautiful shoes. Just Betnovate that bruise and Allubukharay ki chatni to the barbecues.
  • I have all I need to check on her, but I need to buy chicken for her at Goa.
  • Dating Pete is like standing at the rickshaw on that potholed road.

Chessy Desi Punjabi Pick Up Lines

  • Hey baby! Do you believe in love a guy at first sight? Or do you want me to wear my beautiful PTI shirt and take a stroll again?
  • Hey Pia! Do you love eating pizza because tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
Chessy Desi Punjabi Pick Up Lines
Chessy Desi Punjabi Pick Up Lines

  • I guess you like raita because you like getting riata all over you.
  • Hey girl! I guess you were born in Diwali because you look like a Pataka.
  • Hey Maria! Come and take a ride with me and you won't be the sari.
  • Hey baby! Do you wanna do some mauja hi mauja, come and be my zauja.
  • Your body looks like bengan because you eat a lot of eggplants harvested on the farm.
  • Hey Pia! Come and strum my sitar tonight.
  • Hey baby! I will never brag with you but I have a U.S visa of 10 years validity.
  • I need to break this fast today. Can I have a date with you?
  • Love me the way you love the eggplant.
  • Hey baby! You have been living in my heart all night. I'm beginning to realize you are a goddess.
  • Hey Monna! Let me be the sambai on your dosa.
  • Hey baby! Come into my room, I wanna do dirty things to you tonight.
  • Hey Freddie! Let me handle you and make you sweeter than the chicken curry.
  • Hey baby! I just deleted my shaadi dot com account because of your love.
  • My mom really loves you. she will send you a rishta tonight.
  • Hey love I am deeply addicted to you because I really like everything about you.
  • Hey baby! I am like hot, spicy, and dai. Come and let me fill you up tonight.
  • Hey friend! I am sick and tired of doing Ikathar Bahattar Ikathar Bahattar. Let's try Unatthar (69).
  • Hey friend! I have never asked her for Sexpet when she decided to give it to me.
  • Come into the garden with me. Let me put your tuLIPS and my tuLIPS together.
  • If you love eating bananas, come with me because I am akela.
  • Hey baby! You are such a mystery. I guess your dad is mistri.
  • Hey Love! I will never let you go because my life will be like bhel without chutney.
  • I just discover there has been sub-moto in my pant anytime I see you. I guess your dad is CJP.
  • Hey baby! Let's go out on this date and I will swachh your feet perfectly.
  • Hey baby! Our kundalis perfectly match each other.
  • This season of Bigg Boss is strong but our love will withstand it.
  • Hey friend, do you care about a date? I purchased a packet from Saudia.
  • Tu jaanti nahin mera baap kaun hai.
  • Hey baby! Will you like to be my Krishna while I stand as your Radha.
  • Every time I see you, I will always bend my knees because you are my Jawnees.
  • Hey baby! You look so beautiful. You look like the desi in my way.
  • I guess you are a Salman fan because I can see you love SRK.
  • You really love her sari. Isn't it? Come and taste the cuisine with me.
  • Love her the same way she loves you. she is the pride of Goa.


Today, I have crafted interesting pick-up lines for Desi Punjabi. Happy reading!

About Andreas Ramos

Andreas Ramos is a social media enthusiast who loves writing captions for Instagram. He enjoys spending time with his family and friends, and traveling to new places. Andreas is also a fitness enthusiast, and likes to stay active by practicing yoga and going for walks.

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