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Hilarious Deadpool Instagram Captions

“You can’t buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes!”

“Okay guys, I only have twelve bullets, so you’re all going to have to share!”

“Guy came in here looking for you. Real Grim Reaper-type. I don’t know. Might further the plot.”

“Listen, Al, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much. I also buried 1,600 kilos of cocaine somewhere in the apartment – right next to the cure for blindness. Good luck.”

“I want to die a natural death at the age of 102 – like the city of Detroit.”

“Looks are everything! Ever heard Dave Beckham speak? It’s like he mouth-sexed a can of helium. You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on a superior acting method?”

“I didn’t just get the cure to el cancer, I got the cure to el everything.”

“You ate breakfast, yes? Breakfast is most important meal of day. Here, protein bar. Good for bones. Deadpool may try to break yours.”

“Let’s dance…and by dance I mean kill each other!”

“Oh, hello there! I bet you’re wondering, why the red suit? Well, that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed!”

“Sorry, I use humor to deflect my insecurities. Plus, I’m hilarious, so don’t hate.”

“House blowing up builds character.”

“I didn’t ask to be super, and I’m no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a fucking superhero.”

“Here’s the thing, Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. This had been the ultimate commercial break. Which meant it was time to return to our regularly scheduled programming.”

“When I’m finished parts will have to grow back you.”

Deadpool Quotes About Life

“I just want to get to know the real you. Not the short, 2-dimensional sex object peddled by Hollywood.”

“I swear to God, I’m gonna find you in the next life, and I’m gonna boombox Careless Whisper outside your window. Wham!”

“Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the whole world smells like a daffodil daydream.”

“I personally believe those who are funniest, they are deep philosophical somewhere.”

“Nothing could be deeper than life to understand that you can put your whole life to know what’s life! We have hand-picked some thoughtful Deadpool quotes that made you have a serious thought about life.”

“WAIT! You may be wondering why the red suit. Well, that’s so bad guys don’t see me bleed.”

“Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible… and completely unfuckable.”

“Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.”

“Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo.”

“you don’t need to be a superhero to get the girl, the right girl will bring out the hero in you.”

“I do not hate everything about the world. Just every show they’ve ever put on after ‘Friends’.”

“You don’t need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you.”

“The worst part about cancer isn’t what it does to you. But what it does to the people you love. Who knew if this guy could save my life, but I knew there was only one way I could save hers.”

Deadpool Quotes From The Movie

“There’s no easy way to say this… I’m pregnant, Trevor!”

“Oh, hello there! I bet you’re wondering, why the red suit? Well, that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed!”

“Wow, this is such a big house, but I only ever see the two of you here. It’s like the studio didn’t have enough money for any more X-Men…”

“Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…”

“I am crazy, or is your hand really small?”

“Say the magic words, Fat Gandalf.”

“If I ever decide to become a crime-fighting sh!t swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at Neverland Mansion with some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy @ss a friend request.”

“You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.”

“All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex.”

“Please. House blowing up builds character.”

Funny Deadpool Captions For Instagram

“You will die alone, if you could die – ideally, for others sake.”

“Captain Deadpool! No, just Deadpool.”

“Fourth wall break inside of a fourth wall break? That’s like… 16 walls!”

“Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex.”

“After a brief adjustment period, and a couple of drinks, it’s a face… I’d be happy to sit on.”

“I’m sorry your face is….haunting.”

“Okay, let’s pro/con this superhero thing, pro – They pull down a gaggle of ass, local dry cleaning discounts, lucrative film deals both origin stories and larger ensemble team movies, con – they’re lame-ass teacher’s pets!”

“Time to make the chimi-fucking-changas!”

“This last shot has to pull out, but it’s the only thing pulling out tonight.”