Best 25 Dark Pick Up Lines

by hemalic

Normal pick-up lines are lighter. In fact, you would say they are overrated. Why not try to use boundary streams that are almost dangerous when trying to get someone’s attention? Dark pickup lines are not for the faint of heart. You should not try to use a dark pickup line if you do not have the courage to own. However, if you dare to express your dark pickup line to attract someone, you will be amazed at how quickly it works.

Best Dark Pick Up Lines

  • Tell me you are a banana because I find you peeling.
  • Smell this rag! I’m sure you can inhale the chloroform.
  • You have the most beautiful tatas I have ever seen. Can I be reincarnated as your child? I would like to suck on then till I am old and graying.
Best Dark Pick Up Lines
Best Dark Pick Up Lines
  • You look very familiar. Have I met you recently? It must be the clothes that are confusing me. I can’t identify you with them.
  • Can I borrow that shirt off you right now? I want to go pay the bartender but I don’t wanna go alone. 
  • I’ve been noticing you noticing me. If you wouldn’t mind, I would like to change the multiple noticing into notices of o****** for you!
  • How do I get the STUD? I only have STD and U are all I need!
  • Your outfit is so dazzling. Do you know how it can look better? Rumpled in a bunch on mysteries that haven’t been solved.
  • Wow! I could never have guessed you look way better in person than what I have been seeing through my telescope.
  • What genre of music do you like? Why not heavy metal? I can make you learn how to scream.
  • How are you not tired? You’ve been engaged in a naked marathon in my mind all day. 
  • I’m stalking you because you might as well be a cornfield
  • If I could choose a place around you to live, I will choose your socks. I want to be with you only every damn step of the journey. 

Funny Dark Pick Up Lines

Best 25 Dark Pick Up Lines
Best 25 Dark Pick Up Lines
  • I would like to have a clone of you to myself. Can you offer me your groin hair? I hear that works better.
  • Stop being melancholic. I know your crush is dead. I did it so that you can be with me. 
  • There must be something wrong with my eyesight. I need your help, I just can’t take them off you.
  • I will hate having to spike your drink. Simply agree with me now.
  • You can call me baby. All I want to be is inside you forever.
  • I love your T-shirt. Can I study it in Braille? And no, you don’t have to take it off. 
Best Dark Pick Up Lines
Best Dark Pick Up Lines
  • You want to call the cops. Go ahead, see who comes first.
  • Can I ask you to drop dead? I’m a necrophiliac and I might just think about it. 
  • You have such a banging body, the last time I had such a body to myself, I was stuffing it in my basement. 
  • I am trying to establish a p*** network. Will you do me the honor of being my first client?
  • How do you like your milk delivery? Across the front or back? I wouldn’t mind taking it through the back
  • I hate a ride but I would have to come between you and your dress. It is not needed at the moment

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