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Best Groot Captions

“Yondu: “What? No!”
Rocket: “He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat.”
Yondu: “That’s not what I said!”
Groot: “I am Groot.”
Rocket: “He’s relieved that you don’t want him to.”
Groot: “I am Groot.”
Rocket: “He hates hats.”
Groot: “I am Groot.”
Rocket: “On anyone, not just himself.”
Groot: “I am Groot.””

“Drax: I want you all to know that I am grateful for your acceptance after my blunders. It is pleasing to once again have… friends. You, Quill, are my friend.
Peter Quill: Thanks.
Drax: This dumb tree, he is my friend.
Groot: Mmm.
Drax: And this green wh*re, she, too…
Gamora: Oh, you must stop!”

“I am Groot.”
“Four of us? Asleep for the danger, awake for the money as for friggin’ usual.”

“Rocket: No, Groot! You can’t. You’ll die. Why are you doing this? Why?
Groot: We are Groot.”

“I am Groot.”
“So what, ‘It’s better than eleven percent!’ What the hell does that have to do with anything?”
“Thank you, Groot, thank you. See. Groot’s the only one of you who has a clue.”

“Groot : I am Groot.
Peter Quill : Well that’s just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?
Rocket Raccoon : Well he don’t know talkin’ good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to “I” and “am” and “Groot,” exclusively in that order.
Peter Quill : Well I tell you what, that’s gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud.”

“What is wrong with giving tree, here?”
“Well, he don’t know talking good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to ‘I’ and ‘am’ and ‘Groot.’ Exclusively, in that order.”

Drax the Destroyer : I can barely see.
Groot : [Groot releases glowing spores from his body to light up the way ahead]
Drax the Destroyer : Where did you learn to do that?
Peter Quill : I’m pretty sure the answer is: “I am Groot”.
Groot : [Groot nods “yes” to Peter]”

Groot Captions And Quotes For Instagram

“I am Groot!”

“We are Groot.”

“Alright, first you flick this switch, then this one, that activates it. Then you press this button, which will give you five minutes to get out of there. Now, whatever you do, don’t push this button, because that will set off the bomb immediately and we will all then be dead. Now, repeat back what I just said.”
“I am Groot. I am Groot.”
“That’s right.”
“I am Groot.”
“NO! That’s the button that will kill everyone. Try again.
“I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot.”
“NO! That’s exactly what you just said! How’s that even possible? Which button is the button you’re supposed to push? Point to it. NO!”

“What is wrong with giving tree, here?”
“Well, he don’t know talking good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to ‘I’ and ‘am’ and ‘Groot.’ Exclusively, in that order.”

“Dude, seriously? You gotta clean up your room, it’s a complete mess.”
“I am Groot.”
“I am not boring, you’re boring. You know what’s boring? Sitting there playing that mind numbing game. What’s boring is me tripping over your vines everyday. I’m not boring.”
“I am Groot.”
“And now I know how Yondu felt.”

“I’m pretty sure the answer is “I am Groot.””

“By the way, this is a friend of mine, Tree.”
“I am Groot!”
“I am Steve Rogers.”