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Best Cringy Pick-Up Lines

• You Must Be An Orphanage Because I Need To Give You A Couple Of Kids.
• You May Fall From The Sky, You May Fall From A Tree, But The Best Way To Fall… Is In Love With Me.
• Do You Have A Name Or Can I Call You Mine?
• Guess What I’m Wearing? The Smile You Gave Me.
• Can I Borrow A Kiss? I Promise I’ll Give It Back.

• I Want Our Love To Be Like Pi, Irrational And Never Ending.
• Kissing Burns 5 Calories A Minute. How About A Workout?
• Hi I’m Mr Right, somebody said you were looking for me?
• Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
• Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle.
• Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
• Hi the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.

Cringy But Cute Pick-Up Lines

• I Think You’re Suffering From A Lack Of Vitamin Me.
• If I Received A Nickel For Everytime I Saw Someone As Beautiful As You, I’d Have Five Cents.
• Are You A Light Switch ’Cause You Turn Me On?!
• You Are So Sweet You Could Put Hershey’s Out Of Business.

• What Are You Doing For The Rest Of Your Life Because I Want To Spend It With You?
•  I Want To Tell You Your Fortune. [Take Her Hand And Write Your Phone Number On It.] Your Future Is Clear.
• I Know Somebody Who Likes You But If I Weren’t So Shy, I’d Tell You Who.
• Hi, are you Jamaican? Coz jer-makin-me-crazy.
• Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?
• Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you!

Cringy But Smooth Pick Up Lines

• They Say Not To Judge A Book By It’s Cover, But I Don’t Even Know You, And I’m Checking You Out.
• I Hear They Banned You From School Lunches For Being So Sweet.
• See My Friend Over There? He Wants To Know If You Think I’m Cute.

• I Wasn’t Sure If You Were A Beautiful Angel Or A Sexy Devil, But Now That I’m Close I See Heaven In Your Eyes.
• I’ve Been Wondering, Do Your Lips Taste As Good As They Look?
• I Don’t Know Which Is Prettier Today, The Water, The Sky Or Your Eyes.
• If I Was An Octopus, All My 3 Hearts Would Beat For You.

Cringy But Funny Pick Up Lines

• If You Were A Burger At McDonald’s You’d Be The McGorgeous.
• Do You Have An Eraser? Because I Can’t Get You Out Of My Mind.
•  I Know I Don’t Have A Chance, But I Just Wanted To Hear An Angel Speak.

• You Know, It’d Be A Lot Easier For Me To Sweep You Off Your Feet If You Stood Up.
• I’m Not Trying To Impress You Or Anything, But… I’m Batman!
• My Love For You Is Like Diarrhea, I Just Can’t Hold It In.
• Hi, Do You Have A Few Minutes For Me To Hit On You?

Cringy And Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

• Are You As Beautiful On The Inside As You Are On The Outside?
• Can You Take Me To The Bakery Because I Want A Cutiepie Like You?!
• Was Your Dad In The Air Force? Because You’re Da Bomb.
• I’ve Noticed You Noticing Me And I’m Just Giving You Notice That I’ve Noticed You!
• You Know, You Might Be Asked To Leave Soon. You Are Making The Other Women Look Bad.
• I’m Sorry, Were You Talking To Me? [No] Well Then, Would You Like To?
•  I Can’t Think Of Anyone Else I’d Rather Survive A Zombie, Apocalypse With.

Cringy And Dumb Pick Up Lines

• Hey, Tie Your Shoes! I Don’t Want You Falling For Anyone Else.
• I’m Addicted To Yes, And I’m Allergic To No. So What’s It Gonna Be?
• Hey, Why Go For The Best When You Can Go For The Rest?
• My Body Is Telling Me Yes. I Hope Yours Is Doing The Same Thing.
• Here Is $30. Drink Until I Am Really Good Looking, Then Come To Talk To Me.
•  Oh No, I’m Choking! I Need Mouth To Mouth, Quick!
• Are You A Model?