35+ Cringy Chat Up Lines

by Stewart Zayn

The best cringy chat up lines are meant to accomplish one very specific task: switch off her subconscious stranger danger alarm. The ultimate chat up line will break down her barrier & open her up to playful & entertaining conversation, so you can skillfully work your way towards asking her out. Here is the list of best cringy chat up lines.

Cringy Chat Up Lines

Best Cringy Chat Up Lines
Best Cringy Chat Up Lines
  • “Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?”
  • “I’ve lost that loving feeling, will you help me find it again?”
  • “Hi the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.”
  • “Screw me if I’m wrong, but you want to kiss me don’t you?”
  • “Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?”
  • “Get your coat; you’ve pulled.”
  • “Is there an airport nearby; or is that just my heart taking off?”
  • “Hi I’m Mr Right, somebody said you were looking for me?”
  • “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
  • “Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.”
  • “Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle.”
  • “Were you arrested earlier? It must be illegal to look that good.”
  • “Nice legs, what time do they open?”
  • “My name is ______. Remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.”
  • “Hey babe, wanna see my baby elephant?”
  • “I guess you can kiss Heaven goodbye. Because it has got to be a sin to look that good.”
  • “There must be something wrong with my phone, because it doesn’t have your number in it.”
  • “I hope you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.”
  • “Is your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”
  • “You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night!”

Cheesy and Cringy Chat Up Lines

Best Cringy Chat Up Lines
Best Cringy Chat Up Lines
  • Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
  • Sorry, you owe me a drink. (Why?) Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.
  • Have you met me? Oh, that’s right – I’ve only met you in my dreams.
  • Hello. Cupid called. He said he wants my heart back.
  • Hi, I’m writing a phonebook. Can I have your number?
  • Hey, tie your shoes. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
  • I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.
  • I seem to have lost my number… can I have yours?
  • Hey, do you have a couple of minutes for me to hit on you?
  • Are you tired? You’ve been running through my mind.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
  • Somebody call the cops. It’s got to be illegal to look that good.
  • Are you ok? It must have hurt when you fell from heaven.
  • If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
  • They call me the Periodic Table and I say there’s chemistry between us.
  • Give me your Twitter? My father said that I must follow my dream.
  • There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
  • Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
  • Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
Cringy Chat Up Lines
Cringy Chat Up Lines

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