The best cringy chat up lines are meant to accomplish one very specific task: switch off her subconscious stranger danger alarm. The ultimate chat up line will break down her barrier & open her up to playful & entertaining conversation, so you can skillfully work your way towards asking her out. Here is the list of best cringy chat up lines.

Cringy Chat Up Lines

• “Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?”
• “I’ve lost that loving feeling, will you help me find it again?”
• “Hi the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.”
• “Screw me if I’m wrong, but you want to kiss me don’t you?”
• “Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?”
• “Get your coat; you’ve pulled.”
• “Is there an airport nearby; or is that just my heart taking off?”
• “Hi I’m Mr Right, somebody said you were looking for me?”
• “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
• “Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.”
• “Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle.”
• “Were you arrested earlier? It must be illegal to look that good.”
• “Nice legs, what time do they open?”
• “My name is ______. Remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.”
• “Hey babe, wanna see my baby elephant?”
• “I guess you can kiss Heaven goodbye. Because it has got to be a sin to look that good.”
• “There must be something wrong with my phone, because it doesn’t have your number in it.”
• “I hope you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.”
• “Is your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”
• “You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night!”

Cheesy and Cringy Chat Up Lines

• Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
• Sorry, you owe me a drink. (Why?) Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.
• Have you met me? Oh, that’s right – I’ve only met you in my dreams.
• Hello. Cupid called. He said he wants my heart back.
• Hi, I’m writing a phonebook. Can I have your number?
• Hey, tie your shoes. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
• I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.
• I seem to have lost my number… can I have yours?
• Hey, do you have a couple of minutes for me to hit on you?
• Are you tired? You’ve been running through my mind.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
• Somebody call the cops. It’s got to be illegal to look that good.
• Are you ok? It must have hurt when you fell from heaven.
• If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
• They call me the Periodic Table and I say there’s chemistry between us.
• Give me your Twitter? My father said that I must follow my dream.
• There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
• Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
• Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.