Cool Status for Whatsapp, Instagram, and Facebook

by Stewart Zayn

If you wanna express your cool personality on social media like Instagram or Facebook? Well, you are definitely in the perfect place. At Captionsgram, our team has compiled a list of cool status after going through thousands of status and captions. You can simply check the statuses given below, use them and make your presence impactful. So without waiting, check out these Cool Status.

Cool Status for Whatsapp

Cool-Whatsapp-Status
Cool-Whatsapp-Status
  • Who cares, I’m awesome.
  • Hi I’m James, let’s bond.
  • I’m an odd combination of “Really Sweet” and “Don’t mess with me”
  • I’m the dude with cool attitude!
  • Born to express not to impress.
  • I’m a smart person, I just do stupid things.
  • Don’t be a slave in heaven. Be a king of hell.
  • Nothing is illegal…Until you get caught.
  • Friends are like boobs… Some are real some are fake.
  • Give and take is fair play.
  • There is a great need of a sarcasm font.
  • Love me or hate me but you will never change me.
  • If something’s not going right, try left.
  • Silent people have the loudest minds.
  • I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
  • A big shout out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money!
  • It’s complicated” relationship status = someone cheated but we signed a lease.
  • When I was born. The devil said, ‘Oh Shit! Competition!’
  • Everyone is normal until you find them on Twitter.
  • If winning is not everything why do they keep score?

Cool Attitude Status

Cool Attitude Status
Cool Attitude Status
  • Don’t follow your dreams, follow me.
  • Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring.
  • You’re like a coin. Awwww, valuable? Nope, two-faced!
  • Work for a cause, not for applause. Live life to express, not to impress.
  • When life gives you LEMONS, make ORANGE JUICE and make them wonder how you did it.
  • I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.
  • Being faithful to your boyfriend or girlfriend should be common sense.
  • Has discovered the secret to life, but I won’t tell you, because it’s a secret.
  • I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?
  • Struggling to get your wife’s attention?…..just sit down and look comfortable.
  • A lie is just a great story ruined by truth.
  • Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
  • In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
  • The statement ‘Hey! Calm down!’ has zero to no success rate of getting someone to calm down!
  • I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
  • Death is life’s way of telling you that you’ve been fired. Suicide is your way to tell life, “you can’t fire me, I Quit!
  • If you can’t get a lawyer who knows the law, get one who knows the judge.
  • Nothing is more dangerous than a woman “gathering her thoughts.”

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