We have already covered a variety of posts on amazing quotations straight from creative and great minds. So, this time we thought of sharing some of the Best Computer Quotes/Captions with you. Do not miss to have a glimpse of these inspirational sayings on computer.

Computer Sayings and Quotes for Instagram

• “Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.”
• “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
• “The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before”
• “Physics is the universe’s operating system”
•  “It’s hardware that makes a machine fast.  It’s software that makes a fast machine slow.”
• “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge”
• “Tell me and I forget.  Teach me and I remember.  Involve me and I learn.”
• “Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance”
• “From a programmer’s point of view, the user is a peripheral that types when you issue a read request”
• “Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind”
• “Low-level programming is good for the programmer’s soul”
• “Java is the most distressing thing to hit computing since MS-DOS”
• “Irony we want our handwriting to look like typed fonts, and our computer fonts to look like handwritten text.”
• “Without requirements and design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file”
• “You can tell if a person is organized by checking his desktop”
• “Computers don’t lie, but liars can compute”
• “Most of everything is very little of not very much at all”
• “Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.”
• “No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed”
• “That’s the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers.”
• “A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila.”
• “Computers don’t kill books; people do.”
• “Man is a slow, sloppy, and brilliant thinker; computers are fast, accurate, and stupid”
• “Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes”
• “I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.”
• “The fantastic advances in the field of electronic communication constitute a greater danger to the privacy of the individual”
• “The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor”
• “Technology offers us a unique opportunity, though rarely welcome, to practice patience”
• “Computer hacking was like a chemical bond holding us all together”
• “What unites computer and a person is logic”

Great Computer Quotes

• “The computer brings out the uptight perfectionist in us- we start editing ideas before we have them”
• “My knowledge of computers begins and ends with hit power switch, magic box comes on”
• “Computers don’t lie, but liars can compute”
• “Because words have deep meaning, Tweets have power.”
• “Life is meant to explore the world, not computer”
• “It was one thing to use computers as a tool, quite another to let them do your thinking for you”
• “I wonder who had the first computer dream, where, and when? I wonder if computers ever dream of human”
• “[T]he key to winning the race is not to compete against machines but to compete with machines.”
• “Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.”
• “Human brain is a computer…the difference is that we don’t have any backup or restore”
• “The computer is a product of the human mind. The computer does not perform without the control of the human mind”
• “A computer is like the union, it never works unless you spend money on it.”
• “Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.”
• “Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.”
• “Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.”
• “Computers are perfect friends, they work with you when you work with them.”
• “Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.”
• “If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees.  That’ll do them in”
• “After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy.”
• “Computers have lots of memory but no imagination”
• “The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim”