Do you want to use the best pickup line in a coffee shop? Here you will find an excellent list of phrases that work in such places. Use these clever lines to enhance talking to a guy, or barista. Some pickup lines relate to coffee, coffee shops, or just items related to coffee in general. You’ll also find our Starbucks themed pickup line useful.

Best Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines

• (Points to face) That’s a nice mug you got on ya. Copy This.
• Affogato? Affogato where I am when I’m with you.
• Ah, I love this one jasmine tea where they hand-tie each leaf into a little butterfly. Guess you could say I’m into bondage.
• Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

• Barista: “Can I have a name for that order?”
• Customer: “Can I give you my number?” (Barista Pick up line)
• Barista: “Did you want sugar?”
• Customer: “No, I’m sweet enough.” (Barista Pick up line)
• Bean Mine
• Been thinking about you a latte
• Black coffee. A purist. I give my stamp of approval.
• Can I borrow your outlet (Laptop/Cell Phone)?
• Can I buy you a coffee sometime?
• Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
• Can you pass the coffee and sugar because you just made me cream in my pants
• Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I’ll buy the next round of caffeine.
• Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. it’s not as hot as you.
• Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
• Do you make your own kombucha? Because those probiotics are doing your body good.
• Do you prefer French Press or Bialetti for your morning coffee?
• Excuse me sir, is your name, Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot tea!
• Excuse me, but my Chai gave me an awful tongue burn. I think I need mouth-to-mouth.
• Excuse me, miss, things are about to get real steamy in here.
• Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
• There, how do you brew?
• Hey, they call me coffee cause I grind so fine
• Hey girl, are you a chai because I’d like to get dirty.

Funny Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines

• Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
• Hey there, did someone request a little extra whip?
• Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
• Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so caramel me maybe?
• Hey, if I bought you a drink would you let me sit here for several hours and work on this screenplay?
• Hey, wait, give me another shot!

• Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
• Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. how about a real kiss, just to be sure?
• Hold the sugar please, you’re sweet enough for the both of us.
• Hold the sugar, please. You’re sweet enough for me.
• I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
• I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
• I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
• I like my baristas like I like my coffee – hot, sweet, and creamy.
• I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
• I like the way your espresso yourself.
• I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
• I love the way your espresso yourself.
• I think I’d want nutritionist-approved bacon coffee.
• I’m going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
• I’m pretty sure the last 10 books I’ve read have all been in coffee shops. I don’t even know if I’m literate at home anymore.
• I’m soy into you.
• I’ve been thinking about you a latte.
• If I were a singer-songwriter, my ultimate goal would be to inspire novelists in coffee shops.
• If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
• If you were ground coffee, you’d be espresso because you’re so fine.
• Java number I can call you up at?
• Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.