Clever Chat Up Lines

by Tokyo Chan

Dating today, as well as being in a relationship at all, is a kind of game. If you want to win this game & take home the prize, it is important to know some cheat codes. What are we talking about? Super clever chat up lines, of course!

Super Clever Chat Up Lines

Clever Chat Up Lines
Clever Chat Up Lines
  • Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
  • What’s wrong? You’re looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some Vitamin me.
  • If a kiss was a snowflake, I would send you a snowstorm.
  • Hey, you owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked past.
  • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
  • Do you mind if we take a picture together? I just want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
  • You are the reason women fall in love.
  • Are you a drummer, because you seem to know the beat of my heart.
  • If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
  • Hi, do you have a few minutes for me to hit on you?
  • You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
  • Do you know the difference between you and the new iPhone? The new iPhone costs $700 and you’re priceless.
  • If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
  • You know, if God made every woman as lovely as you, men wouldn’t appreciate beauty as much.
  • Don’t you just hate it when people try to use pick up lines on you?
  • When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?

Most Clever Chat Up Lines

Clever Chat Up Lines
Clever Chat Up Lines
  • Girl, if you were words on a page, you’d be FINE Print.
  • If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest girls in the world, you would have a dollar.
  • Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!
  • I’m not a big fan of your last name but don’t worry, I can change that.
  • If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
  • You must be in the wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
  • I think there’s something wrong with my eyes…I can’t take them off of you.
  • You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!
  • You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else or you’ll set the carpet on fire.
  • I have a pen, you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.
  • If I were a stop light I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
  • I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
  • Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
  • I definitely know you from somewhere… I wouldn’t have forgotten you.
  • Looking at you takes my breath away.
  • Look, I’m just trying to drink here, but you’re very distracting.
  • I’m not a professional photographer but I can easily picture us together.]
Super Clever Chat Up Lines
Super Clever Chat Up Lines

 

About Tokyo Chan

Tokyo Chan is a creative writer who enjoys writing captions for Instagram and inspiration quotes. She received her bachelor of art degree in English from San Jose State University, California. Tokyo aspires to be a published author and motivational speaker. She loves spending time with her family and friends, traveling, and exploring new cultures.

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