Best 50+ Christmas Puns for the Most Punderful Time of the Year

by Anibal Cortes

Funny Christmas puns are here to make your days more merry and bright this holiday season. Below collections of Christmas Puns for the most punderful time of the Year. Find your favorite Christmas pun here and add in your next Instagram posts.

Christmas Puns

Best Christmas Puns for instagram
Best Christmas Puns for instagram
  • But wait—there’s myrrh.
  • Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
  • Hold on for deer life.
  • The Christmas alphabet has noel.
  • Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
  • Yule be sorry.
  • I’m pine-ing for you.
  • I have the final sleigh.
  • It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
  • Oh, deer.
  • All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
  • A mistle-toast to the holiday season.
  • Sleigh, what?!
  • The snuggle is real.
  • I love you from head to mistletoe.
  • You’re sleigh-in’ it.
  • It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
  • Love at frost sight!
  • Make it rein.
  • Sleigh queen, sleigh.
  • It’s lit.
  • Resting Grinch face.
  • You sleigh me.
  • Your presents is requested.
  • How rude-olf of you.

Santa Puns

Santa Puns for Instagram
Santa Puns for Instagram
  • That look soots you.
  • I’m Claus-trophobic.
  • Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
  • Rebel without a Claus.
  • You’re my soul Santa.
  • A round of Santa-plause, please.

Christmas Tree Puns

best christmas tree puns for instgram
best christmas tree puns for instgram
  • Time to spruce things up.
  • I’m feelin’ pine.
  • We have great chemis-tree.
  • I’ll never fir-get.
  • These decorations are tree-mendous.
  • Birch, please.
  • Fir sure.

Snow Puns

Snow Puns for Instagram
Snow Puns for Instagram
  • Best in snow.
  • It’s snow joke.
  • I told you snow.
  • It’s ice to meet you.
  • Say it ain’t snow.
  • Snow thank you.
  • You snow the drill.
  • Up to snow good.
  • As it snow happens.
  • Snow on and snow forth.
  • It takes one to snow one.
  • I’m snow bored.
  • Icy what you did there.
  • He came, he thawed, he conquered.
  • This is snow laughing matter!
  • I only have ice for you.

Elf Puns

Elf Puns for instagram
Elf Puns for instagram
  • Let’s take an elfie.
  • I’m elf-taught.
  • Don’t be elfish.
  • He’s an elf-made man.
  • She has high elf-esteem.
  • Treat yo’elf.
  • Let’s get elf-ed up.
  • “Believe in your elf.
  • Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
  • Don’t get caught elvesdropping on Santa!

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