It is the holiday season & you might be a little tired of your family. So here is a list of naughty, funny Christmas chat up lines to use when you go out on the town & meet that Christmas miracle. Use these Christmas chat up lines & let the wisdom of Santa guide you. Enjoy!
Christmas is a festive activity that is widely celebrated by Christians in different parts of the world. During this season, houses are decorated in December, environments wear a new look, and kids buy new clothes to celebrate together. While in the mood to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, you can get some exciting pick-up lines to make the day glamorous. With these pick-up lines, husbands can make their spouses feel happy and delighted. Therefore, today, I will be telling you interesting pick-up lines that will make your Christmas fun-filled, memorable, and glamorous.
Christmas Chat Up Lines
You´re the reason Santa even has a naughty list
Hey, get under this mistletoe so I can kiss you
What do you say we make this a not so silent night!
You´re all I want for Christmas
Nice wrapping. You wan´t me to rip it off or should I go gentle
It´s all over your face. You´ve been very bad this year
I`ve got something really special in the sack for you!
Is your name Christmas? Cause I wanna merry you
Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
If a fat bearded man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry! I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas
I have it on good authority that you and me are gonna be hearing the Angels singing tonight
Are you a present, coz I want to unwrap you
Lets go outside and feed the reindeer
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I want for Xmas
You make my balls jingle
Are you spontaneous? [yes] Great, lets imagine a mistletoe above us and kiss
Oh look, a reindeer!
I cant't keep it a secret any longer. I know what present you´re getting for Christmas. [what?]. ME!
Don´t care which list Santa Claus put you on, coz you´re on my ToDo.
Damn, you so fine you make that Ugly Christmas Sweater look pretty
If you leave milk and cookies out, I´ll come by later
If I sing "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way!
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
Naughty Christmas Chat Up Lines
Can I see your tinsel?
Can I lick your candy cane?
Do you wanna sit on my yule log?
Santa: Wanna sit on my lap and discuss the first thing that comes up?
How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?
I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!
You can be Santa's helper….
Are you interested in seeing the North Pole?
Wanna see my 12 inch elf?
Can I ride your reindeer?
Did you bring me a flashlight for Christmas Santa?
Can I stuff your stocking?
Do you wanna taste my Christmas cookie?
Want some of my eggnog?
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!
I know when you've been bad or good…so let's skip the small talk!
Wanna meet Santa's little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean…
I've got something special in the sack for you!
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear…
Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?
Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?