Need an ice breaker? Here are the cheesiest chat up lines you have ever heard!(Do not worry—they are too ridiculous for *anyone* to take seriously…. 😉

Cheesy Chat Up Lines

• I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!
• Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a cutie!
• You’re so sweet, you’d put Hershey’s out of business!
• Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!
• If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!
• Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams!
• Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
• I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
• Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?
• I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
• I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
• Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!

Best Cheesy Chat Up Lines

• Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
• I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen!
• If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be named the McGorgeous!
• Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile!
• Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?
• Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!
• If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!
• Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you’re the best a man can get!
• Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean. And I don’t mind being lost at sea!
• If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.
• Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
• Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
• Did you get those pants for 50% off? They’re 100% off at my place.
• Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business.
• Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
• Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I’ll go choo choo.