by Tokyo Chan
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“I feel better all day if I start off by eating healthy. Breakfast is simple: multigrain toast with natural peanut butter, oatmeal, yogurt, fruit, or healthy cereal.”
“Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial.”
“Pay attention, don’t let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.”
“The idea that you can merchandise candidates for high office like breakfast cereal – that you can gather votes like box tops – is, I think, the ultimate indignity to the democratic process.”
“Cereal eating is almost a marker for a healthy lifestyle. It sets you up for the day, so you don’t overeat.”
“Your favorite kind of cake can’t be birthday cake, that’s like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.”
“Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!”
“Books have become products, like cereal or perfume or deodorant.”
“I married a damned cereal killer”
“Don’t let the cereal eat you. It’s only a fucking box of cereal, but it will eat you alive if you let it.”
“The Breakfast of Champions isn’t cereal, it’s the competition!”
“You don`t get mood swings from eating cornflakes”
“pore over every word on the cereal box at breakfast, often more than once. You can ask me anything about shredded wheat.”
“Books have become products, like cereal or perfume or deodorant.”
“Don’t eat breakfast cereals that change the color of your milk.”
“I don’t eat cereal actually… Frosted Flakes… that’s as close as I can get.”
“Why, if there is alphabet soup, do we not have punctuation cereal?”
“There’s a little bit of magic in every box!”
“Sometimes you actually get caught in the web of things where people are talking about what kind of breakfast cereal you like.”
“Be a Fruit Loop in a world of Cheerios.”
“Snap, Crackle, Pop!”
“Sunday Funday starts with cereal.”
“Magically delicious!”
“People are always disappointing. Thank god I have cereal.”
“The breakfast of champions.”
“Cereal killer.”
“If you like soggy cereal, then we not friends.”
“Philosophy is talk on a cereal box.”
“For whatever reason, I enjoy eating soggy cereal.”
“Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!”
“I eat cereal like a little kid. I carry it in my purse.”
“I didn’t come out of a cereal box.”
About Tokyo Chan
Tokyo Chan is a creative writer who enjoys writing captions for Instagram and inspiration quotes. She received her bachelor of art degree in English from San Jose State University, California. Tokyo aspires to be a published author and motivational speaker. She loves spending time with her family and friends, traveling, and exploring new cultures.
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