• “The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – that’s all that matters.”
• “Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.”
• “Life is short.” False — it’s the longest thing you do.
• “Happy Sunday! There may be no excuse for laziness, but [I’m/we’re] still looking.”
• “Life is short, false; it’s the longest thing you do.”
• “Sometime in the not so distant future, there will be a redesigned form of me.”
• “A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A dumb person creates it.”
• “Lives change like the weather. I hope you remember today is never too late to be brand new.”
• “Patience — what you have when there are too many witnesses.”
• “Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.”
• “I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT!”
• “Your Attitude not your Aptitude will determine your Altitude.”
• “Present yourself with a beverage, put on some lipstick, and get a hold of yourself.”
• “Just Swag young ladies are interested by hashtags on the Facebook.”
• “Some days start better than others.”
• “Pleasant fellows completion lunch.”
• “A day without stupid people is like. Never mind I’ll let you know If that happens.”
• “Suggested by 4 out of 5 individuals that suggest things.”
• “You have stolen a pizza our hearts.”
• “Of course, I talk to myself sometimes because I need Experts advice.”
• “Kindly embed grandiose poo about myself here.”
• “Life is not about how hard you can hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.”

• “That moment when you realize your childhood is over.”
• “Every day is a new day. It does not matter what happened yesterday. And you know why? Because you cannot change it anyways.”
• “Beauty is power, a smile is its sword.”
• “Stay sharp and far from timid.”
• “My distractions are breakfast, lunch, and supper.”
• “I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.”
• “Lives change like the weather. I hope you remember today is never too late to be brand new.”
• “You’re doing it wrong.”
• “I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.”
• “A day without stupid people is like. Never mind I’ll let you know If that happens.”
• “It always seems impossible until it is Done.”
• “The world is changed by your example, not your opinion.”
• “Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy.”
• “If you can’t explain Simply then you don’t understand it well enough.”
• “Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?”
• “Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?”
• “Mom said life is similar to a container of chocolates, you never realize what your gonna get.”
• “Life does not have to be perfect…..to be wonderful.”
• “Seven billions smiles, and these are our favorite.”
• “Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.”
• “When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance.”
• “My distractions are breakfast, lunch and dinner.”
• “Genius is in knowing what to hold on and when to let go.”
• “Life is short, false; it’s the longest thing you do.”
• “Simply a man who sufficiently minded to attempt.”
• “Some days start better than others.”
• “Thank you for remaining me what butterflies feel like.”
• “Common sense is not so common.”
• “I love pretty things and clever words.”
• “Better late than never, but never late is better.”
• “Too clever is dumb.”

• “Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.”
• “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
• “The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before”
• “Physics is the universe’s operating system”
•  “It’s hardware that makes a machine fast.  It’s software that makes a fast machine slow.”
• “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge”
• “Tell me and I forget.  Teach me and I remember.  Involve me and I learn.”
• “Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance”
• “From a programmer’s point of view, the user is a peripheral that types when you issue a read request”
• “Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind”
• “Low-level programming is good for the programmer’s soul”
• “Java is the most distressing thing to hit computing since MS-DOS”
• “Irony we want our handwriting to look like typed fonts, and our computer fonts to look like handwritten text.”
• “Without requirements and design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file”
• “You can tell if a person is organized by checking his desktop”
• “Computers don’t lie, but liars can compute”
• “Most of everything is very little of not very much at all”
• “Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.”
• “No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed”
• “That’s the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers.”
• “A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila.”
• “Computers don’t kill books; people do.”
• “Man is a slow, sloppy, and brilliant thinker; computers are fast, accurate, and stupid”
• “Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes”
• “I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.”
• “The fantastic advances in the field of electronic communication constitute a greater danger to the privacy of the individual”
• “The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor”
• “Technology offers us a unique opportunity, though rarely welcome, to practice patience”
• “Computer hacking was like a chemical bond holding us all together”
• “What unites computer and a person is logic”

• “The computer brings out the uptight perfectionist in us- we start editing ideas before we have them”
• “My knowledge of computers begins and ends with hit power switch, magic box comes on”
• “Computers don’t lie, but liars can compute”
• “Because words have deep meaning, Tweets have power.”
• “Life is meant to explore the world, not computer”
• “It was one thing to use computers as a tool, quite another to let them do your thinking for you”
• “I wonder who had the first computer dream, where, and when? I wonder if computers ever dream of human”
• “[T]he key to winning the race is not to compete against machines but to compete with machines.”
• “Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.”
• “Human brain is a computer…the difference is that we don’t have any backup or restore”
• “The computer is a product of the human mind. The computer does not perform without the control of the human mind”
• “A computer is like the union, it never works unless you spend money on it.”
• “Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.”
• “Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.”
• “Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.”
• “Computers are perfect friends, they work with you when you work with them.”
• “Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.”
• “If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees.  That’ll do them in”
• “After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy.”
• “Computers have lots of memory but no imagination”
• “The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim”

 

• “You make my heart smile.”
• “Friends are the most important ingredient in the recipe called life.”
• “Whatever’s good for your soul, do that.”
• “I’m on a new level.”
• “You can only find yourself once you get lost in nature.”
• To love and to be loved by the same person is the best feeling in the world.”
• “I’m only responsible for what I say not for what you understand”
• “Don’t sit like a rock, Work like a clock.”
• “Stay a mystery, it’s better.”
• “Time doesn’t heal shit.”
• “Life is better when you’re with friends.”
• “Life is not perfect but every second with you is.”
• “its that give so much value (like yours) that every word feels like a must read!”
• “The most valuable gift you can receive is an honest friend.”
• “Life is better with friends!”
• “Be Your Kind Of Beautiful.”
• “It’s Not My Attitude. It’s My Style.”
• “Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.”
• “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
• “DIFFERENT doesn’t mean WRONG.”
• “Find yourself and be that.”
• “We travel, some of us forever, to seek other location, other lives, other souls.”
• “Be happy, it drives people fantastical.”
• “Everywhere I look I am reminded of your love. You are my world.”
• “This is all I want to do with you forever.”
• “Close together or far apart, you’re forever in my heart.”
• “Smile the only fashion that lasts forever.”
• “Go where you feel most alive.”
• “Sunday Means Fun Day.”
• “Dream without fear, Love without Limits.”