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Cactus Captions for Instagram

“Anger was simple, self-sustaining as a cactus. You couldn’t look too closely at it, lest the spines get you in the eye.”

“What is the difference between a cactus and a conservative caucus? On a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.”

“The world is full of cactus, but we don’t have to sit on it”

Take the rose—most people think it very beautiful: I don’t care for It at all. I prefer the cactus, for the simple reason that it has a more interesting personality. It has wonderfully adapted itself to its surroundings! It is the best illustration of the theory of evolution in plant life.

“Another day, another succulent purchase.”

“I’m an observer of life. I like to watch people, and I like to watch cactus. I like to talk to mountains and communicate with my friends in the other spheres and dimensions.”

“The Big Cactus… because if you come too close, you’re gonna get stuck.”

“Who wants to become a writer? And why? Because it’s the answer to everything. … It’s the streaming reason for living. To note, to pin down, to build up, to create, to be astonished at nothing, to cherish the oddities, to let nothing go down the drain, to make something, to make a great flower out of life, even if it’s a cactus.”

“Gardening requires lots of water – most of it in the form of perspiration.

“I promise I’ll never forget to water you.

“I think I’ll just stay in this succulent-filled haven for a while.

Witty Cactus Captions

“I’d like you to meet my new best buds.

“Go and climb a cactus! So many seeds — so little time. Old Gardeners never die, they just go to seed. Life is like a cactus, prickly but very beautiful. If you get struck by a cactus, consider it a cactus kiss. Because we all know Love hurts.

“Slowly turning my kitchen into a succulent-filled desert.”

“Sorry, I can’t. I’m hanging with my plants.”

“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy succulents! And that is pretty much the same thing.

“Be sharp like a cactus, people are afraid to touch and not a sort of rubbish.”

“Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus.”

“Dear, succulent. I promise I’ll never desert you.”

“The secret of improved plant breeding, apart from scientific knowledge, is love.  While I was conducting experiments to make spineless cacti, I often talked to the plants. . . . “You have nothing to fear,” I would tell them.  “You don’t need your defensive thorns.  I will protect you.”  Gradually the useful plant of the desert emerged in a thornless variety.”

“Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don’t have to sit on it.”

“You’re looking really sharp.”

“Be a cactus in a world full of delicate flowers. A cactus is just an aggressive cucumber. I’m ready to stop being cactI and ready to start being cactus.”

Best Cactus Quotes

“Dessert with a side of desert-like beings.”

“I‘m glad I pricked you.“

“Don’t forget to water your dreams today!”

“Be a cactus in a world full of delicate flowers.“

“Loving someone who doesn’t love you back is like hugging a cactus. The tighter you hold on, the more it’s going to hurt.”

“I remember very clearly someone saying, ‘Don’t shake hands with the cactus,’ and I thought, ‘Well, why not? What could possibly go wrong?’ Shaking hands is a friendly gesture.”

“If you were a cactus, I‘d endure all the pain just to hug you.“

“Every cactus blooms, some with little rooms, some give flowers that grow, others so small it won’t show!

“I’m ready to take it from “cacti” to “cactus.”

Loving someone who doesn’t love you back is like hugging a cactus. The tighter you hold on, the more it’s going to hurt.

If you take a selfie with your succulents, is it called a face plant?

“Life is like a cactus, full of pricks, but also very beautiful.“