Collection of Best 80+ Birthday Puns and Jokes

by Stewart Zayn

Are Looking for the best birthday puns??? It’s time to express and love yourself because it is your birthday especially. Birthday puns put the pun in fun. All ages love to laugh or groan at a birthday pun full of fun. Posting birthday puns for yourself on your birthday can show how much you’ve grown in the past year and reminder yourself of what you’re choosing to focus on now. So, post a funny and expressive puns on birthday.

Funny Birthday Puns

Funny Birthday Puns
Funny Birthday Puns
  • “Age only matters if you’re cheese.”
  • “Be careful. Too many birthdays will kill you!”
  • “I hope I wrote Happy Birthday big enough for you to read.”
  • “I’ll never send you a card making fun of your age. I know how sensitive old people are about that sort of thing.”
  • “You’re the apple of my eye and awesome to the core.”
  • “I bought you chocolates for your birthday. But they’re not as sweet as you.”
  • “It’s your birthday so I scent you your favourite perfume.”
  • “I bought you a gift but I’ll give you my heart.”
  • “Diamonds are forever. That’s how long I’ll be paying off the ring.”
  • “I need glasses to read my birthday cards. Wine glasses.”
  • “Hang on. Before we light the candles, I’ll just give the fire brigade a quick ring.”
  • “You’re wrinkled, bald and overweight. What? You meant the other whine.”
  • “I guess from now on, every birthday is a surprise!”
  • “Hey Grandpa! I got you a gift you’ll never part with. A comb.”
  • “You know you’re getting old when the message on the cake says, “Candle with care.”
  • “I’m sure my Nana was a spy because she’s still a “secret age-nt.”
  • “My speech involved giving Grandpa a “toast of his own medicine.”
  • “We’re so glad you’re alive and “cake-ing”
  • “You know you’re getting old when you can organise your own surprise party.”
  • “At the retirement home everybody shouts but no one buys drinks.”
  • “My girlfriend said she wanted a ring for her birthday. But when I called to say Happy Birthday she hung up.”

Awesome Birthday Puns

Awesome Birthday Puns
Awesome Birthday Puns
  • “I thought you meant you wanted my presence … oh! You meant presents!”
  • “Little kids are so easy to buy for. My sister told me that my niece loves anything Frozen. So I got her frozen peas, beans, pizza, pop tarts…”
  • “I knew you’d be wrapt in my present. Took seven layers of paper and two rolls of sticky tape.”
  • “My daughter wasn’t thrilled when I got her a Little Pony instead of a real pony. I told her not to look a gift horse in the mouth.”
  • “My wife wanted a huge celebration for her birthday. But I told her a fool and his money is soon part-ied.”
  • “Your invitation said come as you are. Will I look silly in my birthday suit?”
  • “What do you mean a pack of cards is a terrible present? You said you wanted something with diamonds in it!”
  • “My wife didn’t like my gift from the second hand shop. Apparently she said something Gold.”
  • “They say you can’t have your cake and eat it too. Guess I showed them.”
  • “My teenage daughter said she didn’t want anything lame for her birthday. I told Grandma to stay at home.”
  • “Thanks for being born. It gives us an excuse to drink and eat cake.”
  • “I got you a card. It’s the Ace of Spades.”
  • “I didn’t buy you a pressie but this shows how much I card about you.”
  • “I bought you a loaf of bread for the toast.”
  • “Here’s a bottle of whiskey for your birthday. So put up or shot up.”
  • “In dog years you’d be dead.”
  • “I usually give great gifts. Present company excepted!”
  • “To ensure your gift is P.C. make certain it’s all present and correct.”
  • “What is it about birthday parties that they always end up in years.”
  • “Birthdays are not always what they’re wise-cracked up to be.”

Birthday Puns For Friends

Birthday Puns For Friends
Birthday Puns For Friends
  • What does every happy birthday end with?
  • The letter Y.
  • What is the left side of a birthday cake?
  • The side that’s not eaten.
  • What do you always get on your birthday?
  • Another year older!
  • What is a snowman’s favorite part of a birthday cake?
  • The ice-ing.
  • Why do genies love celebrating birthdays?
  • Because of all the wishes.
  • Birthday Puns With Food
  • Happy birthday, lettuce turnip the beet!
  • Pieces of popcorn always have the best birthdays. Why? Because they’re always popping!
  • How do pickles celebrate their birthday? They relish the moment.
  • Have a fantas-taco birthday!
  • It’s sherbert-day!
  • You might be a year older, but you donut look like it.
  • Sending you s’more birthday wishes!
  • Happy Birthday! Now, lettuce celebrate!
  • Have a rice birthday.
  • Hope you have a tea-rrific birthday!
  • Oh ship, it’s your birthday!
  • Here’s to a soup-er birthday!
  • Have a grate birthday in the cheesiest way possible!
  • Why don’t birthday candles ever exercise? They burn out too quickly!
  • Happy birthday best tea!
  • It’s your birthday! I hope you shellibrate!
  • Happy Birthday, stud muffin.
  • Don’t worry. I would never baguette your birthday.
  • A lentil older, a lentil wiser.
  • Another birthday has creped up on you…
  • Hap-pea birthday!

Birthday Puns With Animals

Birthday Puns With Animals
Birthday Puns With Animals
  • What does a turtle do on his birthday? He shell-a-brates!
  • Happy birthday. You’re one in a melon.
  • Hope this birthday is toad-ally awesome.
  • Wishing you a whale of a good time on this birthday!
  • What’s a bee’s favorite day? It’s bee-day!
  • Happy birthday! Have a crab-u-lous day!
  • What did the elephant want for his birthday? A trunk full of gifts.
  • What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake.
  • Happy birthday. Have a llama fun.
  • Here’s to another koala-ty birthday!
  • How does the cat celebrate its birthday? By turning up the mewsic.
  • Happy bear-day!
  • Happy birthday! Age is Irrelpehant.
  • Did you hear about the tree’s birthday? It was a sappy one!
  • We hope you have an otter-ly amazing birthday!
  • Sound the a-llama! It’s your birthday!
  • Lets’ party owl night!
  • Hippo-birthday!
  • Sending you lots of hedge-hugs this birthday.

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