Best Birthday Pick Up Lines

50 Best Birthday Pick Up Lines

Want to write something special birthday card note on your girlfriend, boyfriend, or spouse’s birthday? Looking for some special and loving pick up lines? Search no more. You have come to the right place. We have listed the best birthday pick up lines below. Make your special one feel special on their Birthday with this hottest and witty birthday pick up lines.

Birthday Pick Up Lines

  • Hey, beautiful. I was wondering if lips are  sweeter than the icing on this cake, because they look like they are. So I’m guessing you’d let me taste first and truly confirm.
  • Forget these candles. I have something else for you to blow.
  •  Now that you have a new number for your age. How about you give me a new number for my contact list, huh?
  • Today is the day I got out of my mother’s vergina. I guess it’d be fair if I get into yours
  • Hello, everyone, just want to say I wish myself a wonderful Happy Birthday, and lots of bank alerts from my friends, family and admirers. Thank you all.
  • Please don’t come for  my birthday party. I don’t want you contaminating the refreshments and leave everyone with good poisoning. Bye!
  • Babe, you’re so hot, I bet you could make creme brulée with just your looks.
  •  I can’t tell the difference between you and my sexual fantasy, because you are the reason behind all my wet dreams.

Best Birthday Pick Up Lines

  • I know it’s your birthday, but I still think you should be placed under arrest for stealing my heart.
  • Your name is not even Amen, yet you look like an answered prayer.
  • If it weren’t your birthday, I’d have asked you to get out of these place … You are making the other girls look really bad.
  • I should let you know that every moment I spend with you is kept recorded in my head. I finished playing a repeat episode of your amazing laugh.
  • Look here, let me tell you, I’m gonna blow you until I get my wish.
  • My doctor has advised me to take Vitamin U.
  • Please do you have with you a Band-Aid? I bruised my arm falling for you.
  • For the birthday party everywhere is filled with bright and colourful lights, but your smile illuminates the room better.
  • Okay. I’m here now. What other wishes have you made?
  • Cheers! To my dear pussy-cat, all the sweet milk in the bowl won’t be enough to tell you how much I want to purr you. Happy Birthday, darling!
  • How about I strip half-naked here and now for you as a birthday gift? Hope you don’t mind.
  • The bundles of joy you bring to me are enough to feel the world. 
  • I think about you a lot. Happy Birthday, cupcake!
  • You are my birthday wish come true, baby. Happy Birthday!
  • You’d have to pick one of the two; would you rather swear on in the dance floor or on my bedsheet tonight?

Cheesy Birthday Pick Up Lines

  • Be prepared for the naughtiest night of your life. Wear no underpants, sexy. I’m coming for you tonight. It’s my present for you on this special. Stay sexy till I get there.
  • Let me hold your hands, my baby. I won’t want to see you falling for someone else.
  • Let’s skip dinner and head to your room. I’ll let you eat me there.
  • Put your cake on my body and eat it off me like that.
  • I wore this shirt to your birthday party. Wanna know what it’s made of? Boyfriend materiel.
  • Sorry I forgot a birthday present for you. But can you consider Happy Birthday sex tonight? 
  • In case you wake up in a red room and there’s no door or window to get out, don’t get jumpy … you’re in my heart.

Cheesy Birthday Pick Up Lines

  • Can I get a lap dance from you? I’d have stood to dance but my moves might just be off beat.
  • See how I have fallen for you. Now I’m finding it difficult to get up.
  • If I get a dime for every time I think of you, I’d be richer than Bill Gates and I’d let you have the whole cash. You are always on my mind, my love.
  • Your sweetness is too much, and I could get cavities.
  • You glisten way brighter than a silver necklace. And that’s why I’d rather be wearing you.
  • I’m saving up my energy for the next party after this one …  the one with just you and me in the bedroom.

Silly And Funny Birthday Pick Up Lines

  • A very merry unbirthday to you!
  • And after the birthday dinner, my darling, shall we go back to my place so I can present thee with mine seed, in thine position of thy choosing, of course.
  • Are you a birthday balloon? Because your booties’ popping.
  • Are you a birthday cake? Because you are so sweet.
  • Are you a birthday candle? Because I’d like to blow you until I get my wish.
  • Are you a birthday present? Because I want to unwrap you.
  • Beards can be red; A Blade can glow blue; There’s only one precious; And that must be you. Happy birthday.

Silly And Funny Birthday Pick Up Lines

  • Brace yourself; tonight might just become our best night. Happy Birthday, love.
  • Don’t forget to drop by my house tonight, there’s something we got to do. Happy Birthday, darling. *Just so you know, I’ll be alone and ready.
  • For your birthday, I’m going to give you a real wildness and fun night.
  • Happy birthday sexy! Can I blow your candle?
  • I know your birthday is only once a year but you’re so special it should be everyday.
  • Now that you have a new number for your age. How about you give me a new number for my contact list, huh?

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