• I’m only here for the Puppy Bowl.
• Goal!
• I wish all of this football would stop interrupting the commercials.
• You don’t like my team? That’s okay, not everyone has good taste.
• Is it time for the halftime show yet?
• I like big punts and I cannot lie.
• On Sundays, we watch football.
• Sorry for what I said during the football game.
• Wake me up when J. Lo and Shakira are on stage.
• Football is the one habit I just can’t kick.
• The calm before the score.
• Time for sports ball!
• I can’t keep calm when my team is on.
• Where’s Beyoncé?

Super Bowl Captions About Food

• Eat like a champion today.
• I came for the sports, stayed for the guac.
• Red wine pairs well with pretending to understand football.
• When you dip, I dip, we dip.
• I’m just winging it.
• This beer is my number one draft pick.

• Time to huddle…around the chip bowl.
• The only foul I know is double-dipping.
• Snacks > Football.
• My game plan is to devour all the snacks.
• In a serious relation-chip.
• I don’t give a guac.

Super Bowl Captions About Winning

• Super Bowl rings don’t lie.
• Today’s forecast: 100% chance of winning.
• Fantasy football is you thinking your team has a chance to win.
• “I rub it in pretty good when I win.” — Tom Brady
• Champions play as one.
• All I do is win.
• I predict that either the Chiefs or 49ers will win this game.
• Keep calm and get your game faces on.

Football Movie Quotes for Super Bowl Captions

• Football is a way of life
• Ladies, ever had a quarterback sandwich?
• You can do it.
  
• In a typhoon, it’s anybody’s game.
• You look like a bunch of fifth-grade sissies after a catfight!
• Show me the money!
  
• Just remember, football is 80 percent mental and 40 percent physical.
• No one, and I mean no one, comes into our house and pushes us around.
• Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose.
• I don’t bet against really good players.
• The pressure is something you feel when you don’t know what the hell you’re doing.