The magic of Christmas is probably in the mystery of Santa Claus. Of course, there is humor in some of the secrets. The real reason for the season is the man in the red suit. Santa Claus brings fabulous magic to the Christmas season. So let’s check out these Best Santa Quotes to make your day fun.

Best Santa Quotes For Instagram

• “Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies!”
• “I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.”

• “You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.”
• “An ounce of goodness every day Can soothe the heart in many ways, An ounce of goodness ‘just because’ Don’t wait until Christmas to be Santa Claus.”
• “Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Claus. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If you don’t, who will?”
• “The real Santa Claus is at the mall.”
• “Dear Santa, Before I explain, how much do you know already?”
• “Of course there is a Santa Claus. It’s just that no single somebody could do all he has to do. So the Lord has spread the task among us all. That’s why everybody is Santa Claus. I am. You are.”
• “A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about 10 that there wasn’t any Santa Claus, and he’s still upset.”
• “Santa Claus has the right idea—visit people only once a year.”
• “I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.”
• “A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.”
• “Alas! How dreary would be the world if there was no Santa Claus! There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence.”
• “Santa Claus is anyone who loves another and seeks to make them happy; who gives himself by thought or word or deed in every gift that he bestows.”
• “There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.”

Funny Santa Quotes For Instagram

• “If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it’s gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus.”
• “Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.”

• “A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about 10 that there wasn’t any Santa Claus, and he’s still upset.”
• “You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.”
• “Santa Claus wears a red suit—he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair—must be a pacifist. What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking?”
• “I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying toys not included.”
• “Let me see if I’ve got this Santa business straight. Do you say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under the cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering illegal drug money?”
• “Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.”