Looking for office time puns and jokes? Then you’ve come to the right place. Here are the amazing office and work time puns, funny office puns and jokes to feel relax.

Funny Office Puns

• Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
• I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
• Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.
• I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
• I always tell new hires, don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you.
• My resumé is just a list of things I hope you never ask me to do.
• The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to upset you.
• I get plenty of exercise – jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
• How do construction workers party? They raise the roof.
• If every day is a gift, I’d like a receipt for Monday. I want to exchange it for another Friday.
• Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever’s bugging you.
• I use artificial sweetener at work. I add it to everything I say to my boss.
• A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
• The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly.
• If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

Best Office Puns & Jokes

• Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
• I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
• I’m out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
• Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
• To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential.
• A man can do more than he thinks he can, but he usually does less than he thinks he does.
• I don’t work well under pressure… or any other circumstance.
• Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
• I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks
• I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
• Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
• Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
• He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
• Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
• Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
• When in doubt, mumble.
• You’re never too old to learn something stupid.