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25+ Amazing, Funny Puns for Halloween Party

Are you looking for puns for Halloween Party for your post ? There is nothing better than wearing fun and creative outfits and we are here to help you do just that. When you’re stunning at your Halloween costume with the squad or hosting a pumpkin carved afternoon with your pumpkin, the best way to have a great time together, we have gathered here a list of Halloween puns for Instagram.

 

Funny Halloween Party Puns

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  • “Oh my gourd!”
  • “Trick or tequila.”
  • “#SquashGoals”
  • “Come as you aren’t.”
  • “A scare is born.”
  • “Hallow-queen.”
  • “Frankly, I don’t think I’m that scary.”
  • “Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern.”
  • “Trick or treat yo’ self.”
  • “Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.”
  • “Creep it real.”
  • “Hello, gourd-geous.”
  • “Eat, drink, and be scary.”
  • “Life is gourd.”
  • “Lift your spirits!”
  • “Mummy of the year.”
  • “Happy Howl-oween.”
  • “Too cute to spook.”
  • “Howl you doin’?”
  • “Witch, please.”
  • “Basic witch.”
  • “If the broom fits, fly it.”
  • “Resting witch face.”
  • “Witchful thinking.”
  • “What’s up my witches?”
  • “You say witch like it’s a bad thing.”
  • “Bow down, witches.”
  • “Witch better have my candy.”
  • “Keep calm and carry a wand.”
  • “You’ve got me under your spell.

Halloween Monster Puns

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  • Ghouls just want to have fun!
  • Want to hear some skeleton puns? They’re very humerus!
  • It’s gonna be a great Halloween — I can feel it in my bones!
  • Witch-ing you a Happy Halloween!
  • If you’ve got it, haunt it.
  • I didn’t want to play it safe with a skeleton costume, I want people to know I have guts.
  • Halloween’s not the same if I can’t be witch you.
  • I have a few vampire puns, but they suck.
  • You’re just my (blood) type.
  • Ghosts make the best cheerleaders. They have lots of spirit!
  • Have a fang-tastic Halloween!
  • I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that witch.
  • Let’s have some skele-fun!
  • Beware of Resting Witch Face.
  • Fangs for the memories.

Halloween Candy Puns

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  • No matter how much Halloween candy you eat, it always seems to go to waist.
  • Here’s to a Halloween full of Snickers and (Almond) Joy.
  • Stop goblin up all my candy!
  • Halloween candy is yummy and all, but don’t forget to save room for “I scream”!
  • Your costume is so realistic, it’s un-candy!
  • Trick or treat yo’ self to some candy.
  • No matter what costumes they wear, when the Halloween candy comes out, everyone is a goblin!
  • Witch better have my candy.
  • It may be (candy) corny, but I love Halloween!
  • Bone appetit!
  • I’m going to need to exorcise a lot after all this Halloween candy.
  • Enjoy goblin up all your Halloween candy — just don’t let it go to waist!
  • Twix or treat!
  • Wow, this Halloween candy is spook-tacular.
  • Halloween puns are so (candy) corny!

Halloween Pumpkin Puns

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  • Oh my gourdness, it’s finally Halloween!
  • Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
  • I’m way ahead of the carve.
  • Go big or gourd home!
  • Carving out some time for Halloween fun.
  • This Halloween pumpkin really stuck a gourd with me.
  • Pumpkin’ out Halloween puns like it’s nobody’s business.
  • Aren’t these pumpkins gourd-geous?
  • It’s easy to repair a broken jack o’lantern: Just use a pumpkin patch!
  • Let’s pumpkin spice things up this Halloween.
  • Don’t forget to carve out some time for pumpkin decorating!
  • My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin. I told him I’d gourd it with my life!
  • Squash goals.
  • You are the pick of the patch!
  • Everyone just wants to have a gourd time on Halloween!

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