Best 40+ Funny and Clever Puns About “Math”

by Tokyo Chan

Are you looking for some funny math puns to share in your classroom with your kids? Check out these super cute (and super funny) math jokes and share some math humor with your kids today.

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Best Funny Math Puns

best funny math puns
best funny math puns
  • Why should you never talk to Pi?

Because she’ll go on and on and on forever.

  • Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3 or 5?

Because they can’t even.

  • Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper?

She’s definitely plotting something.

  • What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt!

  • What do you call a number that just can’t keep still.

A roamin’ numeral.

  • Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?

Because they’ll never meet.

  • Are monsters good at math?

Not unless you Count Dracula.

  • Why are obtuse angles so depressed?

Because they’re never right.

  • What’s the best way to woo a math teacher?

Use acute angle.

  • Did you hear about the mathematician whose afraid of negative numbers?

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

  • How come old math teachers never die?

They tend to just lose some of their functions.

  • My girlfriend is the square root of -100.

She’s a perfect 10, but purely imaginary.

  • How do you stay warm in any room?

Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.

  • Did you hear the one about the statistician.


  • What’s the best way to serve pi?

A la mode. Anything else is mean.

  • A farmer counted 297 cows in the field.

But when he rounded them up, he had 300.

  • Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing the river?

It was three feet deep on average.

  • Why don’t calculus major throw house parties?

Because they know firsthand that it’s a bad idea to drive.

  • Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?

To get to the same side.

  • Why do math teachers love parks so much?

Because of all the natural logs.

  • How do you do math in your head?

Just use imaginary numbers.

  • Why was the math lecture so long?

The professor kept going off on a tangent.

  • Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots.

  • Why are math books so darn depressing?

They’re literally filled with problems.

  • Why does algebra make you a better dancer?

Because you can use algo-rhythm.

  • What kind of snake does your math teacher probably own?

A pi-thon.

  • What’s the best place to do math homework?

On a multiplication table.

  • How do you get from point A to point B?

Just take an x-y plane or a rhom’bus.

  • How do you make seven an even number?

Just remove the “s.”

  • Where do mathematicians like to party?

In bar graphs.

Clever Math Puns

best funny math puns
best funny math puns
  • Why is getting broken up with like doing algebra?

You’ve got an ex, and you’re trying to figure out why.

  • What do the Backstreet Boys and Algebra teachers have in common?

They both want you to tell them Y.

  • I like linear algebra

It’s straight forward

  • I will never date a girl who doesn’t understand algebra jokes

That’s why my x is no longer in the equation

  • Old relationships are a lot like algebra…

have you ever looked at your x and wondered y?

  • I have a fetish for doing algebra

I’ve come to terms with that

  • Why did young Ewan McGregor refuse to do Algebra homework?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

  • When am I ever gonna use this?” Asked the student to the algebra teacher

“Well you won’t, but one of the smart kids might” he replied cheerfully

  • You may be surprised to know that Roman numerals are actually very easy to do Algebra with

X is always equal to 10.

  • Which animal aced our Elementary Algebra exam?

The g-raph.

  • Algebra stop asking us to find your x

She’s not coming back

  • I got in trouble in Algebra class today and had to stay after class for detention.

I didn’t enjoy the aftermath.

  • I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trigonometry, I’ll even do statistics…

But graphing is where I draw the line!

  • Why did the Atheist fail algebra?

He didn’t believe in higher powers.

  • Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!


About Tokyo Chan

Tokyo Chan is a creative writer who enjoys writing captions for Instagram and inspiration quotes. She received her bachelor of art degree in English from San Jose State University, California. Tokyo aspires to be a published author and motivational speaker. She loves spending time with her family and friends, traveling, and exploring new cultures.

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