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# Best Funny Math Puns

**Why should you never talk to Pi?**

Because she’ll go on and on and on forever.

**Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3 or 5?**

Because they can’t even.

**Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper?**

She’s definitely plotting something.

**What did the zero say to the eight?**

Nice belt!

**What do you call a number that just can’t keep still.**

A roamin’ numeral.

**Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?**

Because they’ll never meet.

**Are monsters good at math?**

Not unless you Count Dracula.

**Why are obtuse angles so depressed?**

Because they’re never right.

**What’s the best way to woo a math teacher?**

Use acute angle.

**Did you hear about the mathematician whose afraid of negative numbers?**

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

**How come old math teachers never die?**

They tend to just lose some of their functions.

**My girlfriend is the square root of -100.**

She’s a perfect 10, but purely imaginary.

**How do you stay warm in any room?**

Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.

**Did you hear the one about the statistician.**

Probably.

**What’s the best way to serve pi?**

A la mode. Anything else is mean.

**A farmer counted 297 cows in the field.**

But when he rounded them up, he had 300.

**Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing the river?**

It was three feet deep on average.

**Why don’t calculus major throw house parties?**

Because they know firsthand that it’s a bad idea to drive.

**Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?**

To get to the same side.

**Why do math teachers love parks so much?**

Because of all the natural logs.

**How do you do math in your head?**

Just use imaginary numbers.

**Why was the math lecture so long?**

The professor kept going off on a tangent.

**Why do plants hate math?**

Because it gives them square roots.

**Why are math books so darn depressing?**

They’re literally filled with problems.

**Why does algebra make you a better dancer?**

Because you can use algo-rhythm.

**What kind of snake does your math teacher probably own?**

A pi-thon.

**What’s the best place to do math homework?**

On a multiplication table.

**How do you get from point A to point B?**

Just take an x-y plane or a rhom’bus.

**How do you make seven an even number?**

Just remove the “s.”

**Where do mathematicians like to party?**

In bar graphs.

## Clever Math Puns

**Why is getting broken up with like doing algebra?**

You’ve got an ex, and you’re trying to figure out why.

**What do the Backstreet Boys and Algebra teachers have in common?**

They both want you to tell them Y.

**I like linear algebra**

It’s straight forward

**I will never date a girl who doesn’t understand algebra jokes**

That’s why my x is no longer in the equation

**Old relationships are a lot like algebra…**

have you ever looked at your x and wondered y?

**I have a fetish for doing algebra**

I’ve come to terms with that

**Why did young Ewan McGregor refuse to do Algebra homework?**

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

**When am I ever gonna use this?” Asked the student to the algebra teacher**

“Well you won’t, but one of the smart kids might” he replied cheerfully

**You may be surprised to know that Roman numerals are actually very easy to do Algebra with**

X is always equal to 10.

**Which animal aced our Elementary Algebra exam?**

The g-raph.

**Algebra stop asking us to find your x**

She’s not coming back

**I got in trouble in Algebra class today and had to stay after class for detention.**

I didn’t enjoy the aftermath.

**I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trigonometry, I’ll even do statistics…**

But graphing is where I draw the line!

**Why did the Atheist fail algebra?**

He didn’t believe in higher powers.

**Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?**

He was caught doing lines of math!