Looking for more laughs? Flowers are the things that people joke about. Different flowers have different meanings. Choose a sincere flower pun to express deep feeling or send a funny flower pun to put a smile on that special someone’s face.

 

Best Funny Flower Puns

 

 

• What did the flower say after he told a joke?

I was just pollen your leg!

• Why do flowers always drive so fast?

They put the petal to the metal.

• What do you call flowers who are bffs?

Buds.

• Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?

It was a bud omen.

• Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?

He just wants somebudy to love.

• Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?

He just needed a kick in the bud.

• Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?

She told him once and floral.

• What does a flower therapist ask her patients?

Are you feeling bouquet?

• Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?

She rose above it.

• Why didn’t the flower get a second date?

He was garden variety.

• What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?

Floret.

• How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?

They have tulips.

• What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?

Lilac the ability to stop.

• Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?

It’s a budding romance.

• What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?

Take it or leaf it.

• Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run?

She was leafed for dead.

• What does the youngest flower child say?

Last bud not least!

• What does a flower write on their valentine?

Aloe you vera much.

Favorite Flower Puns

• I hope thistle show you how much I love you!
• We’re BFFs – best budsforever
• You roseto the occasion.
• Begonia. Don’t stay.
• Be still my bleeding heart.
• Everything is A-Bouquet.
• I thought Daisy looked a little suspicious the other day…
• Not a daisy goes by where I don’t think about you.
• I never want you to leaf me.
• Our tulips should kiss.
• Hey bud, how’s it growing?
• I really lilac you.
• Aloe you vera much.
• You’re my best bud!
• We’re mint to be.
• Life would succ without you.
• Don’t stop beleafing.
• I will love you till the end of thyme.
• You had me at aloe.
• Oh snapdragon!
• I love you mum, you’re the best!
• I hope your bonesets
• She’s a buttercup.
• You can poppy-n anytime.
• Aloegov’nah.
• The witching flower
• Don’t get so pansywith me.
• If I had a trilliumdollars
• April showers bring Mayflowers
• What a foxglove
• Rhythm Pollination
• Clean your bloom
• He’s a garden
• I lilacyou a lot
• I wet my plants
• We’re pinching peonies.
• SunflowerPower