Undoubtedly, Christmas is the most amazing time of the year, which means there are plenty of Christmas movies to watch, spot-on holiday gifts to browse, and of course, the Christmas treats until December 25th. But if you’re trying to get that Instagram headline right, or if you need to write something in your Christmas card, we’ve put together with the best Christmas Vacation Quotes.

Best Christmas Vacation Quotes For Instagram!

• “We’re kicking off our fun, old-fashioned family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols.”
• “We’re not driving all the way out here so you can get one of those stupid ties with the Santa Clauses on it, are we Dad?”
• “No, I have one of those at home.”
• “Hey kids, look! A deer!”
• “Eat my rubber!”
• “Dad, I think what you mean is ‘Burn rubber, and eat my dust…’”
• “Whatever, Russ. Whatever.”
• “Eat my road, Red Liver Lips!”
• “I don’t want to spend the holidays dead!”
• “Clark! We’re stuck under a truck!”
•  “Our Father, who art in Heaven. Hallowed by thy name. And forgive my husband, he knows not what he does.”
• “Amen!”
• “Clark, Audrey’s frozen from the waist down.”

• “It’s all part of the experience, honey!”
• “Dad, that thing wouldn’t fit in our yard!”
• “It’s not going in our yard, Russ. It’s going in our living room.”
• “This tree is a symbol of the spirit of the Griswold family Christmas.”
• “Can’t see the line, can ya, Russ?”
• “I’ll, uh, park the cars, and check the luggage, and, uh…I’ll is outside for the season.”
• “Think you might be overdoing it, Dad?”
• “Oops, a little knot here. You work on that.”
• “Well, I don’t know what to say except it’s Christmas, and we’re all in misery.”
• “And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?!”
• “I don’t know Margo!”
• “If you need any help, just give me a holler, I’ll be upstairs—asleep.”
• “I hope nobody I know drives by and sees me standing in the yard staring at the house in my pajamas.”
• “If they know you’re dad, they won’t think anything of it.”
  
• “Are you out here for a reason, or are you just avoiding the family?”
• “Is it plugged in?”
• “Dad, you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination.”
• “The little lights are not twinkling.”

• “You better take a rain check on that, Art—he’s got a lip fungus they ain’t identified yet.”
• “Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now.”
• “That’s a honey of a tree, Clark.”
• “A little tree water ain’t gonna hurt him.”
• “He’s cute, ain’t he? The only problem is, he’s got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. Mood catches him right, he’ll grab your leg and just go to town. You don’t want him around if you’re wearing short pants, if know what I mean!”
• “I just can’t believe you’re actually standing here in my living room, Eddie.”
• “Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic getting cured off the wild turkey.”
• “And the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career!”
• “You gotta be proud.”