It is the holiday season & you might be a little tired of your family. So here is a list of naughty, funny Christmas puns to use when you go out on the town & meet that Christmas miracle. Use these Christmas puns & let the wisdom of Santa guide you. So get-togethers and parties are standard fare when it comes to Christmas and Enjoy the Happy Christmas!

Best Christmas Puns

• Break out the tape and the fancy ribbons – it’s time for a wrap battle!
• The main reason why Santa is so jolly all the time is because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
• Santa’s elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
• The moment you stop believing in Santa is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.
• You don’t like these puns? They literally sleighed everyone at work.
• I’ve got a bad case of resting Grinch face.
• There’s nothing I want more this Christmas than your presents.
• This Christmas feast is so massive, I’m holding on for my deer life.
• Do you think that’s the worst of it? There’s myrrh.
• Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
• Yule be sorry if you don’t attend my Christmas party this year.
• Nobody touch the roast – I’ll have the final sleigh.
• This fire is so cozy, the snuggle is real.
• Line up, kids, cause I’m about to make it rein.
• With family and friends gathered around, I’m feeling a little extra Santa-mental.
• I’m a rebel without a Claus.
• I wanted to Spruce things up this year, so I bought a bigger tree.
• All this holiday cheer has me feeling pine.
• Birch better have my presents.
• I’m feeling the holiday cheer fir sure.
• Line up to get your food – you snow the drill.
• That sly smile on your face has me thinking you’re up to snow good.
• This weather is so chilly, it’s snow joke.
• I hate to have the last laugh but I told you snow.
• The food isn’t ready yet? Oh, say it ain’t snow.
• Snow thanks, I’ve had enough roast for one night.

Christmas Puns For Instagram

• You look so beautiful this evening. I only have ice for you.
• I didn’t think this party would be such a drag, I’m snow bored.
• It takes one to snow one.
• Icy what you did there.
• Everyone’s here and dinner’s not even half ready. This is snow laughing matter!
• I think this is the perfect time to take an selfie.
• It’s literally the season of giving – don’t be elfish.
• It’s the only time of the year when we can all get elf-ed up and no one would give an elf.
• Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
• Those Christmas tree decorations look tremendous!
• There really is snow place like home.
• The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit – it’s the most wine-derful time of the year, after all.
• All I want for Christmas is ewe.
• Treat yo’ elf.
• I fought to use my vacation leaves for the holidays because I promised my family I’d be gnome for Christmas.
• I’ve been pining to see you all year!
• Don’t like my holiday puns? That’s a little Rude-olph of you.
• There are three phrases that sum up Christmas: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries Not Included.
• You came, you ate, now please just go HO HO HOME.
• Where my ho ho ho’s at?
• Asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas and she told me nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace. So I gave her nothing.
• All the jingle ladies, put your hands up!
• Bust out the booze and the reinbeers.
• The three phases of man – he believes in Santa Claus, he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus.
• I bought my son a refrigerator for Christmas – I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

Best Funny Christmas Puns

• “Resting Grinch face.”
• “You sleigh me.”
• “Your presents is requested.”
• “But wait—there’s myrrh.”
• “Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.”
• “Hold on for deer life.”
• “The Christmas alphabet has noel.”
• “Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.”
• “Yule be sorry.”
• “I’m pine-ing for you.”
• “I have the final sleigh.”
• “It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.”
• “Oh, deer.”
• “All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.”
• “A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
• “Sleigh, what?!”
• “The snuggle is real.”
• “I love you from head to mistletoe.”
• “You’re sleigh-in’ it.”
• “It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.”
• “Love at frost sight!”
• “Make it rein.”
• “Sleigh queen, sleigh.”
• “It’s lit.”
• “How rude-olf of you.”

Best Christmas Tree Puns

• “Time to spruce things up.”
• “I’m feelin’ pine.”
• “We have great chemis-tree.”
• “I’ll never fir-get.”
• “These decorations are tree-mendous.”
• “Birch, please.”
• “Fir sure.”
• “This tree is officially lit AF.”
• “Are you oakay? Yes, I’m pine!”
• “Can I get a watt watt?”
• “Yes, I do consider myself a Christmas tree hugger.”
• “I love you a whole watt.”