Best Chat Up Lines

The best chat up lines, whether they are funny chat up lines that will get someone laughing or clever chat up lines that will make you stand out – will make breaking the ice & getting the conversation started a little bit easier. Here is a look at some of the 50+ best chat up lines ever.

Best Chat Up Lines

Best Chat Up Lines

  • I’d like to point out that “beautiful” has U in it. But, ‘quickie’ has U & I together.
  • When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?
  • Gurl, do you have a shovel in your back pocket?” (No Why?) “Cuz I’m diggin’ that ass!
  • Hi, i’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
  • I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!
  • When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.
  • I didn’t know what I wanted in a woman until I saw you.
  • I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.
  • Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.
  • So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?
  • If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’
  • Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
  • Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
  • I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
  • Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
  • If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
  • I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.
  • It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
  • Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
  • I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?
  • No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at night)—all the color is in your eyes.
  • You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me—I’ve been looking a long time.
  • You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
  • You’ve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite.

Funny Chat Up Lines

amazing Chat Up Lines

  • Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
  • Hey, my name’s Microsft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  • Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  • Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
  • There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
  • Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  • Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
  • Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
  • If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
  • Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
  • I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
  • Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
  • Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
  • It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
  • I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
  • I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  • Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
  • Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!
  • Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
  • I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
  • If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.
  • Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
  • I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
  • I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

Cheesy Chat Up Lines

Cheesy Chat Up Lines

  • Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
  • Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
  • Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
  • I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are. I’m (your name).
  • You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least interesting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
  • The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the sun must be jealous.
  • One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
  • If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
  • I thought this was a (bar/restaurant/etc.), but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
  • You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night and I just had to come and say hello.
  • Hi, I’m (your name). Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
  • What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
  • I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.
  • I just had to tell you, your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
  • If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

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