The best chat up lines, whether they are funny chat up lines that will get someone laughing or clever chat up lines that will make you stand out – will make breaking the ice & getting the conversation started a little bit easier. Here is a look at some of the 50+ best chat up lines ever.

Best Chat Up Lines

• I’d like to point out that “beautiful” has U in it. But, ‘quickie’ has U & I together.
• When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?
• Gurl, do you have a shovel in your back pocket?” (No Why?) “Cuz I’m diggin’ that ass!
• Hi, i’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
• I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!
• When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.
• I didn’t know what I wanted in a woman until I saw you.
• I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.
• Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.
• So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?
• If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’
• Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
• Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
• I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
• Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
• If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
• I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.
• It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
• Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
• I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?
• No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at night)—all the color is in your eyes.
• You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me—I’ve been looking a long time.
• You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
• You’ve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite.

Funny Chat Up Lines

• Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
• Hey, my name’s Microsft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
• Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
• Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
• There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
• Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
• I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
• Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
• Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
• If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
• Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
• I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
• Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
• Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
• It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
• I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
• I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.
• Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
• Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
• Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!
• Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
• Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
• I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
• If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.
• Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
• I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
• I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
• Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

Cheesy Chat Up Lines

• Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
• Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
• Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
• I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are. I’m (your name).
• You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least interesting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
• The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the sun must be jealous.
• One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
• If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
• I thought this was a (bar/restaurant/etc.), but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
• You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night and I just had to come and say hello.
• Hi, I’m (your name). Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
• What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
• I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.
• I just had to tell you, your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
• If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’