Interested to share fun with others then you don’t have to keep these funny cat puns to yourself because they’re perfect for sharing with any other cat-lovers that you know. These cat puns great to send to someone to brighten up their day and bring a little smirk to their face. And just in case you have the kind of friend who likes to celebrate their cat’s birthday, these also make great greetings to put inside a birthday card. Now get ready to start laughing!

 

Best Cute Cat Puns

• Stay PAWsitive!
• You’ve got to be kitten me.
• Happy Purr–thday!
• I’m just kitten around.
• I think we should get meow-rried someday.
• That’s just claw-ful.
• You’re a fur-midable opponent.
• I’m so fur-tunate.
• Let me tell you a tail.
• That’s a paw-sibility.
• My cat is my best fur-end.
• That’s hiss-terical.
• He’ll go down in hiss-tory.
• You’ve got to be kitten me.
• Paw-don me.
• You look fur-miliar.
• That’s paw-some.
• Don’t fur-get to buy more catnip.
• I’ll love my catfur-ever.
• That was a cat–astrophe.
• We’re not kitten around here.
• What kind of car does a cat drive? A Furrari.
• You’ve got to be kitten me.
• That’s just claw-full.
• Let me tell you a tail.
• You’ll go down in hiss-tory.
• Paw-don me.
• What word do millennial cats love? Litter-ally.
• I’m feline great.
• She’s got a bad cattitude.
• You’re a fur-midable opponent.
• You’ve got a great purr-tonality.
• It was a total cat-astrophe.
• She’s very purr-suasive.
• Don’t make me call claw-enforcement.

Cool Funny Cat Puns

 

• My cat is radi-claw.
• Dogs arein-furior to cats.
• I’m feline sad.
• You’ve gotpurr-sonality.
• Look at that meowntain.
• Don’t be a sourpuss.
• Like my paw-jamas?
• Better call in claw-enforcement.
• I’ll have a meow-tini.
• I’m feline good.
• I need to take a paws.
• How claw-someis that?
• Can I paw-lease have that?
• I’ve got cattitude.
• Take meowt for lunch.
• I love my cat the meowst.
• I’ve done that be-fur.
• My cat is super cathletic.
• Never, efur do that again.
• Purr-haps we can cuddle later.
• My cat is so purr-ty.
• I love your purr-se.
• My cat wants a Furr-ari.
• I’ve got my thinking cat on.
• Wait a meow-ment.
• What does a cat call the worst day of their life?

A cat-astrophe.

• What are cat police officers called?

Claw enforcement.

• What is a cat’s favorite cereal?

Mice crispies.

• What does a cat look for in their humans?

A great purrsonality.

• What is a pile of kittens called?

A meowtain.

• Why do cats go to school?

To become litter-ate.

• What’s a cat’s favorite color?

Purrple.

• Why don’t cats like internet shopping?

They prefer cat-alogues.

• Why don’t cats like computers?

They get too distracted by the mouse.

• What kind of cats love bowling?

Alley cats.

• What is a cat’s favorite subject in school?

Hisstory.

• What’s a cat’s favorite day of the week?

Caturday.

• What’s a cat cheerleading squad’s most impressive trick?

The purramid.

• What’s a cat’s favorite Shakespeare quote?

“Tabby or not tabby? That is the question.”

• How did the cat feel after watching a magic trick?

Purr-plexed.

• What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?

Mice cream.

• Did you hear why the cat got sent to detention?

She had a bad cattitude.

• What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sour-puss.

• What does a cat say to someone who doesn’t like cat puns?

You’ve got to be kitten me.