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36 Funny Beer Pick Up Lines
36 Funny Beer Pick Up Lines
by Andreas Ramos
Best Beer Pick Up Lines
This isn’t a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for my love machine.
Baby, you’re the hot @ss in my shot glass.
Sure I could buy you a drink, but I’d be jealous of the glass.
Here’s 50 euro’s. Drink until I’m good looking and then come talk to me.
Hey! You owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked by.
I see you’ve got some tequila’s. Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?
I think all the bottles in this bar must be jealous, cause your beauty is the most intoxicating thing in this place.
Best Beer Pick Up Lines
What do you say I buy the booze and you show me how to shake it.
What do you say we get out of here? I bet you’re way better to wake up next to than a hangover.
Do you like blow jobs or sex on the beach? I’m talking cocktails of course.
Baby, you’re the hot @ss in my shot glass.
Sure I could buy you a drink, but I’d be jealous of the glass.
Look I’m just trying to drink here, but you’re very distracting.
What do you want to drink? Beer? Whisky? Vodka?
Yes please, and tequila too!
Can I get you some water?
Do I look like a flippin’ fish bowl to you?, …. get me a beer!
Top Beer Pick Up Lines
And I thought the beer was good here…
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
Are you busy tonight at last call?
Do you like blow jobs or sex on the beach? I’m talking cocktails of course.
Don’t you just hate it when people try to use pickup lines on you?
You owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked by.
Hey, I’d swipe right on you.
Top Beer Pick Up Lines
I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you.
I definitely know you from somewhere… I wouldn’t have forgotten you.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Go up to someone, take an ice cube out of your glass, and smash it. Then say, “Now that I’ve broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?
When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?
Help, I can’t breathe.” When they ask why, respond with, Looking at you takes my breath away.
Sure I could buy you a drink, but I’d be jealous of the glass.
I see you’ve got some tequila. Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?
Look I’m just trying to drink here, but you’re very distracting.
And I thought the beer was good here…
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
Are you busy tonight at last call?
About Andreas Ramos
Andreas Ramos is a social media writer and content strategist with a focus on Instagram captions, creative copy, and the kind of short-form writing that drives engagement on social platforms. He has spent years developing content across personal and brand accounts, building an instinct for what resonates with different audiences and occasions. At CaptionsGram, he covers Instagram captions, quotes for social media, and practical growth and content strategy guides.