Below is a list of the most famous bartender Instagram captions ever said. We handpicked the best bartender captions out of the thousands from the wise minds of famous actors, authors, and various pop culture personalities.

Bartender Captions for Instagram

A theory that you can’t explain to a bartender is probably no damn good.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

An American goes into an Irish pub. He said to the bartender, ‘Whiskey and ice.’ The bartender said, ‘There’s no ice.’ The American said, ‘I’ll have water.’ He said, ‘You can’t. The water’s frozen.’

For the bartender, the weight of the finished beverage isn’t important but the volume is.

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.

Whiskey is, by far, the most popular of all remedies that will not cure a cold…”

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name — and you’ve never been to that bar before…

A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender…

Amazing Bartender Captions

Is it true,’ asked the customer ‘that alcohol makes people able to do things better?’ ‘No,’ replied the bartender, ‘it just makes them less ashamed of doing them badly.

People tend to talk openly to bartenders.

The professional bartender has the convenience of a daily fresh produce delivery to the restaurant or bar room door.

There’s a myth out there that chilling citrus will reduce the yield of juice, so some bartenders leave it on the counter, but you can trust me when I tell you that this is a load of bull.

I’m a bartender. I like recipes. They’re concretes. Was the drink recipe for seduction one shot charm and two shots self-deception, shaken, not stirred?

A good bartender has to be part philosopher, part psychiatrist, part psychic.

No one ever made history in the living room. And without a bartender, who at home are you going to tell your troubles to? Your dog?

Bartenders want to give you good service, but they also want to give everyone a good service. If the bar is slow, then the bartender will be able to spend more time with you.

A professional bartender is someone who can do his or her best work when he or she doesn’t feel like it.

Best Bartender Quotes

By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.

A bartender can’t be made overnight, though, and a headful of recipes and facts will get you only so far.

I was a bartender for four years, and that was the best training that I had for learning how to approach people.

The greatest accomplishment of a bartender lies in his ability to exactly suit his customer.

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day…

That’s the magic of being a bartender— the sleight of hand at play, to hide all the work and serve up all the pleasure.

The greatest accomplishment of a bartender lies in his ability to exactly suit his customer. . .

Bartenders recognize through practice what liquid increments look like in a standard mixing glass.

Lady bartenders live a tougher life than anybody knows.