One of the best ways to express yourself to friends and followers on Instagram is to post a photo with a pun that defines your mood. Often times finding the right words for your photo can be difficult. This is when you can use this list of best attitude puns for Instagram and choose the right pun for your photo.
Deal with pain and losses, but don’t hold on to the suffering they bring.
See the half full glass.
Give yourself a gold star for everything you do today.
Dot all your “i”‘s with smiley faces.
Grow a milk mustache.
Smile back at the man in the moon.
Read the funnies–throw the rest of the paper away.
Dunk your cookies.
Play a game where you make up the rules as you go along.
Order with eyes that are bigger than your stomach.
Step carefully over sidewalk cracks.
Change into some play clothes.
Try to get someone to trade you a better sandwich.
Have a staring contest with your cat. – Eat ice cream for breakfast.
Kiss a frog, just in case.
Blow the wrapper off a straw.
Take care of yourself with healthy eating and regular exercise.
Don’t accept societies myths as true about you.
Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
I don’t feel old – I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap.
A woman drove me to drink – and I hadn’t even the courtesy to thank her.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
Funny Attitude Puns
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.
Isn’t it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it.
Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship’s kitchen.
How is it that I always seem to buy the plants without the will to live?
Atheists don’t solve exponential equations because they don’t believe in higher powers.
I changed my password to “incorrect”. So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say “Your password is incorrect”.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.
Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything.
Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
God gave us the brain to work out problems. However, we use it to create more problems.
If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.
The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back.
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
If you’re going through Hell, keep going.
I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to that can’t.
Turning vegan is a big missed steak.
They should build the wall with Hillary’s emails because nobody can get over them.
An optimist believes that we live in the best world. A pessimist is afraid that it might be true.
For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake.
Most people are shocked when they find out how incompetent I am as an electrician.
My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
People are making end of the world jokes. Like there is no tomorrow.
Everything always ends well. If not – it’s probably not the end.
You’re not fat, you’re just… easier to see.
Cleaning mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
Funny how they say we need to talk when they really mean you need to listen.
Girl you’re like a car accident, cause I just can’t look away.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness, is realising the other person was born an idiot.
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
One day you’re the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you’re toast.
A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.
You can’t get on the same page with someone who has a different book.
About Andreas Ramos
Andreas Ramos is a social media enthusiast who loves writing captions for Instagram. He enjoys spending time with his family and friends, and traveling to new places. Andreas is also a fitness enthusiast, and likes to stay active by practicing yoga and going for walks.