Best Art Museum Pick Up Lines

Best 74 Art Museum Pick Up Lines

Museums are a great place to pick up nice girls or boys. You have art or artist topics right in front of you with which you can start a romantic conversation. We’ve compiled a list of the most common yet fun and flirty pick-up lines. let’s use them in a museum or exhibition gallery setting to get the culture of your dreams.

Best Art Museum Pick Up Lines

  • Are you a medium? Because I’d like to paint you on the carpet.
  • Are you a Shepard Fairey poster? Because I can’t believe you don’t already belong to someone else.
  • Are you an antique collector? Because I have some junk that hasn’t been touched in years.
  • Are you into monochrome? Because I’d love to use my charcoal to color us black and white.

Best Art Museum Pick Up Lines

  • Are you the daughter of The David or did God finish sculpting perfection?
  • Aren’t you the model from my figure drawing class?
  • At first, I thought I was looking at a Monet, but you are so much more beautiful up close.
  • Baby, you’re so fine you could make an impression on MONET.
  • Being around you makes me higher than attending Rob Pruitt’s ‘Cocaine Buffet.’.
  • Call the Art Loss Register, ’cause you just stole my heart.
  • Do fries come with that juxtaposition of light and color.
  • Do you have an audio tour, because I want to hear all about you.
  • Doesn’t it seem like all these paintings look alike?
  • Girl, GIMME THAT PUSSSAY.
  • Have you ever posed nude?
  • Hey, girl call me Rockwell ’cause I’d like to show you my slab-serif.
  • Hey, girl, I bought Photoshop for the Magic Wand Tool ’cause I wanna make you my selection.
  • Hey, girl, I see a Futura with me and you.
  • Hey, girl, I wanna take my paintbrush and reproduce some Jackson Pollock on that face of yours.
  • Hey, girl, I’d like to see twenty-four frames of you per second.
  • Hey, girl is your name Salvador Dali because you are Persistently in my Memory.
  • Hey, girl, you shine so brightly I need to change my ISO to 100.
  • Hey girl, I know you don’t accept permanent loans but will you make an exception for my heart?
  • Hey girl. Call the Art Loss Register, because you just stole my heart.
  • Hey girl. It may take me a few days to carefully document your verso and recto sides.
  • How about you and me go out by the pool and brush up on our strokes?
  • How bout you and me go downstairs and brush up on our strokes?
  • I came here wanting to see great art, but I never thought I’d see such a vision of loveliness.
  • I love anatomy…especially yours.
  • I may not be a Yves Klein, but I’d be pretty blue if I couldn’t get your phone number.
  • I was not aware that living artists could exhibit themselves here…
  • I would drag you to a museum, but they said not to touch the masterpieces.
  • I would love to draw you. Would you pose for me?
  • I’d like to add you to my itinerary…in between V, I, and P.
  • I’d like to hang you up and nail you to the wall.

Funny Art Museum Pick Up Lines

  • I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
  • I’d better put on my conservation gloves because you’re too beautiful to handle.
  • If I told you I like your body of work, would you hold it against me?
  • If I told you your body looked like the Met’s Aphrodite, would you hold it against me?
  • If I was an artist, you would be my picture!

Best Art Museum Pick Up Lines

  • If I were a painter, I’d put you down in the paint. I’d hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame.
  • If I were an art critic, I’d give you a ravishing review.
  • If I were Tehching Hsieh and you were art, I definitely couldn’t stop doing you for a whole year. .
  • If you were Marina Abramovic I would sit in the MoMA lobby and stare at you all day.
  • If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
  • Is that a paintbrush in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • Is your dad an art thief? Because you are a masterpiece.
  • Let me be your Frank Gehry and I’ll be sure to properly balance your curves.
  • Like the Mona Lisa smile, I find your smile absolutely intriguing.
  • Nice to meet you. I would shake your hand but the sign says not to touch the masterpieces.
  • No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
  • Real women have cubes
  • See that painting? I’d buy it for you if I had a million dollars.
  • Sorry for staring, I thought your face was a work of art.
  • Sorry for staring, I thought your face was a work of art.
  • The shade of black you are wearing really brings out your beauty.
  • Vincent Van Gogh out with me.
  • Vincent Van Gogh: Ear’s lookin’ at you!
  • Would you mind if I tour the gallery with you?
  • You had me at the museum entrance.
  • You know, back in the 16th century, this kind of thing was taboo. My how things change…
  • You must be a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall.
  • You must be a Richard Serra sculpture because I want to get involved with you, end up stuck in a loop, then get
  • spit out right where I started.
  • You must be an Anish Kapoor sculpture because I can see myself in you.
  • You must be an artist because I find myself drawn to you.
  • You’re a work of art – who sculpted you?
  • You’re so fine you could make an impression on Monet.
  • you’re so Monet and you don’t even know it
  • You’re the egg to my tempera.
  • You’re an artist? I’d let you draw me naked anytime
  • your perfection infuriates postmodernists
  • Your pretty face sure would make a beautiful painting.
  • Your sexy figure sure would make an awesome sculpture.

 

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