Best 78 Animal Pick Up Lines

by Andreas

Are you in a place where there is a zoo or aquarium with animals or at sea? Use this animal-themed pickup line to flirt with a girl or boy especially if they are animal lovers. Let’s start a conversation with this fun animal-themed pickup line.

Best Animal Pick Up Lines

  • If I were a rabbit, I’d jump in your hole!
  • Are you a cat because you’re perfect.
  • Are you a great white shark, cause you look like you wanna swallow me whole.
  • Are you a shark, cause I got some swimmers for you to swallow.
  • Are you a sheep cause your body is unbelievable
  • Are you a termite? Cause you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
  • Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
  • Are you from Narnia? ‘cuz you sure make my lion roar?
  • Are your other donkeys jealous because that’s one fine ass?
Best Animal Pick Up Lines
Best Animal Pick Up Lines
  • Babe, you’re cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz I want to take you home!
  • Baby, you be the tree, and I’ll wrap around you like a koala bear.
  • Baby, you’re like a championship bass. I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!
  • Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
  • Did I ever mention that I’m a Navy Seal?
  • Did you grow up on a chicken farm? (NO) Because I heard you were good at raising cocks!
  • Do you handle chickens because of your good with cocks?
  • Do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy
  • Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no) me neither but enough to break the ice, hi my name is …..
  • Do you know what a Timber wolf is? No. That’s a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.
  • Do you like bald eagles? (Yeah, why) Then spread for me!
  • Do you like Sea World, because your about to be in my splash zone
  • Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock.
  • Do you wanna play lion tamer? she asks: “What is that?” you say: It’s when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth.
  • Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
  • Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi
  • Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Cause I was thinking that we could “humpback” at my place.
  • From a frog: Hey baby, it’s a future rose from a future prince.
  • Girl your like a trophy bass I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you!
  • Girl, if you were a camel, I’d hump you!
  • Girl, if you were a chicken you’d be impeccable.
  • Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus
  • Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey.
  • Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!
  • Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out….) Would you like to?
  • Have you ever milked a cow before? cause your gonna need a bucket for this too.
  • Hey, Baby, did you know they call me Yoggie Bear (no why?) Because I’m always chasing after the Honey!
  • Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I’ll throw you my meat.
  • Hey, girl, I heard you like snakes so let my snake sliver all over you
  • Hey girl, are you a purebred because you just Russian Blue me away.

Funny Animal pick Up Linse

  • Hey girl, where have you fin all my life?
  • Hi, I’m a birdwatcher and I’m looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where i can find one?
  • I heard you’re into dinosaurs…well imma Lickalotofpuss
  • I must have been a really good boy because you’re a real treat.
  • I’m a lion: Meow
  • I’m the flower, you’re the bee. Why don’t you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?
  • If I followed you home, would you keep me?
  • If I was a squirrel I’d chuck my nuts in your hole!
  • If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
  • If I were a rabbit, I’d jump in your hole!
Best Animal Pick Up Lines
Best Animal Pick Up Lines
  • If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
  • If you were a farmer I would let you choke my chicken
  • If you were a fish tank, I would tap that!
  • If you where a sheep I would clone you
  • Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin? (No, why?) Cause I noticed the humps!
  • It’s hunting season and fox-like you shouldn’t be out in the open!
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • Life’s a jungle let’s go to your place and fuck like animals!
  • My cat’s dead, can I play with your pussy instead?
  • My dick is like catnip, it’ll make a cougar like you go wild.
  • Nice Camel….(look down then up)… Wanna hump?
  • Oh, I was staring at you? Busted…
  • Polly wanna tap that
  • Remember Finding Nemo, because in a minute you’ll be finding out I Nemo p***y
  • So I hear you like snakes…I have one its called a “trouser snake”
  • Someone told me you like Owls, Well you’ll love the way Owl give you this dick
  • Take me to the loony bin, because you’re bacon me crazy.
  • There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back home
  • They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
  • They say the early bird catches the worm, but girl you can show up at any time and still get a bite.
  • What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? her: what? you: it breaks the ice. hi, I’m (your name)
  • Yo baby, mind if I grab your ass?
  • You are one hot mama!
  • You must be my backyard because I really dig you.
  • You wanna see a donkey show?
  • You’re like a prize-winning fish… I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.
  • Your breast must be made of sand because I want to bury my head in them.
  • You’re like a bright light and I’m like a bug because I’m so darn attracted to you.
  • Your pussy is in more danger than a seal during Shark Week.

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