Are you in a place where there is a zoo or aquarium with animals or at sea? Use this animal-themed pickup line to flirt with a girl or boy especially if they are animal lovers. Let’s start a conversation with this fun animal-themed pickup line.

Best Animal Pick Up Lines

• If I were a rabbit, I’d jump in your hole!
• Are you a cat because you’re perfect.
• Are you a great white shark, cause you look like you wanna swallow me whole.
• Are you a shark, cause I got some swimmers for you to swallow.
• Are you a sheep cause your body is unbelievable
• Are you a termite? Cause you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
• Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
• Are you from Narnia? ‘cuz you sure make my lion roar?
• Are your other donkeys jealous because that’s one fine ass?

• Babe, you’re cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz I want to take you home!
• Baby, you be the tree, and I’ll wrap around you like a koala bear.
• Baby, you’re like a championship bass. I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!
• Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
• Did I ever mention that I’m a Navy Seal?
• Did you grow up on a chicken farm? (NO) Because I heard you were good at raising cocks!
• Do you handle chickens because of your good with cocks?
• Do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy
• Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no) me neither but enough to break the ice, hi my name is …..
• Do you know what a Timber wolf is? No. That’s a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.
• Do you like bald eagles? (Yeah, why) Then spread for me!
• Do you like Sea World, because your about to be in my splash zone
• Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock.
• Do you wanna play lion tamer? she asks: “What is that?” you say: It’s when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth.
• Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
• Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi
• Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Cause I was thinking that we could “humpback” at my place.
• From a frog: Hey baby, it’s a future rose from a future prince.
• Girl your like a trophy bass I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you!
• Girl, if you were a camel, I’d hump you!
• Girl, if you were a chicken you’d be impeccable.
• Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus
• Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey.
• Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!
• Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out….) Would you like to?
• Have you ever milked a cow before? cause your gonna need a bucket for this too.
• Hey, Baby, did you know they call me Yoggie Bear (no why?) Because I’m always chasing after the Honey!
• Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I’ll throw you my meat.
• Hey, girl, I heard you like snakes so let my snake sliver all over you
• Hey girl, are you a purebred because you just Russian Blue me away.

Funny Animal pick Up Linse

• Hey girl, where have you fin all my life?
• Hi, I’m a birdwatcher and I’m looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where i can find one?
• I heard you’re into dinosaurs…well imma Lickalotofpuss
• I must have been a really good boy because you’re a real treat.
• I’m a lion: Meow
• I’m the flower, you’re the bee. Why don’t you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?
• If I followed you home, would you keep me?
• If I was a squirrel I’d chuck my nuts in your hole!
• If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
• If I were a rabbit, I’d jump in your hole!

• If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
• If you were a farmer I would let you choke my chicken
• If you were a fish tank, I would tap that!
• If you where a sheep I would clone you
• Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin? (No, why?) Cause I noticed the humps!
• It’s hunting season and fox-like you shouldn’t be out in the open!
• Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
• Life’s a jungle let’s go to your place and f*©k like animals!
• My cat’s dead, can I play with your pussy instead?
• My d!©k is like catnip, it’ll make a cougar like you go wild.
• Nice Camel….(look down then up)… Wanna hump?
• Oh, I was staring at you? Busted…
• Polly wanna tap that
• Remember Finding Nemo, because in a minute you’ll be finding out I Nemo p***y
• So I hear you like snakes…I have one its called a “trouser snake”
• Someone told me you like Owls, Well you’ll love the way Owl give you this dick
• Take me to the loony bin, because you’re bacon me crazy.
• There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back home
• They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
• They say the early bird catches the worm, but girl you can show up at any time and still get a bite.
• What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? her: what? you: it breaks the ice. hi, I’m (your name)
• Yo baby, mind if I grab your ass?
• You are one hot mama!
• You must be my backyard because I really dig you.
• You wanna see a donkey show?
• You’re like a prize-winning fish… I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.
• Your breast must be made of sand because I want to bury my head in them.
• You’re like a bright light and I’m like a bug because I’m so darn attracted to you.
• Your pussy is in more danger than a seal during Shark Week.