Feeling under the weather is snow good – take your mood by storm and have a laugh with our list of striking puns about the weather. The forecast is for laughter, lots of laughter, with these funny weather puns. You will be glad you never mist them because they are sure to brighten up your day!

Cold Weather Puns

• Coming up with weather puns is a breeze.
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• I received a message from the sun, it was enlightening.
• It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty….but he had a great fall.
• People using umbrellas always seem to be under the weather.
• The hottest day of the week is Sun-day.
• Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
• What falls but never hits the ground? The temperature.
• Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
• Local weather reports state there won’t be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
• If it really rained cats and dogs, there would be poodles all over the streets.
• What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud.
• Cows lie down in the rain to keep each udder dry.
• When it rains chickens and ducks? You could say it’s Fowl weather.
• How does a spy avoid the rain? He goes undercover.
• This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather !
• This weather be a monster !

Hot Weather Puns

• Hot weathers are actually never for leathers !
• Love heathers ! Always enjoy all the weathers !
• These chilling weathers actually only and only demand for leathers !
• Monsoons are actually meant for all the broken hearts !
• I guess you actually heard it wrong I said “ weather ” and not “ wet – her ” !
• This hot weather is actually full of blunders for me !
• This weather we will definitely celebrate it together !
• These heathers are actually making these weathers much more pleasant  !
• Weather with heather is such a pleasure !
• Focus on weather, stop that blather !
• This weather keep your bladder safe as well as sound !
• Chilling weathers with woollen sweaters are a perfect combination !
• If you make a lot of mistakes when texting in cold weather, you need to get warm.
• It’s an early sign of typo-thermia.
• It was so cold this morning my phone’s weather app froze.
• I prefer cold weather.
• But only to a certain degree.
• The weather forecast was for freezing rain, and sure enough it was an ice day.
• What do you call an arctic cold spell at the end of the year? Decemburr!
• I was going to go out in the freezing weather but I got cold feet.
• I got hit on the head during a hail storm.
• I was knocked out cold.
• I’m feeling very alone in this cold weather.
• In fact, I’m completely ice-olated.
• I had to sit an math exam in an unheated room in the middle of winter.
• I was cold and calculating.
• I became a world renowned expert on cold weather.
• And it only took 2 degrees to do it.
• It’s getting too hot to dress smartly.
• The weather just isn’t suitable.
• It was hot and sunny today and when I went to town I saw a line of guys outside a hairdressers.
• I thought, “What a lovely day to have a barber queue.”
• It was so hot the other day that even the mosquitoes were dropping like flies.
• The forecast for the weather in the kitchen is chili today and hot tamale.