Sassy Captions For Instagram!

“A sass a day keeps the basics away.”
“I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.”
“I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings. As if I have any.”
“You’re a bad idea but I like bad ideas.”
“I’m sassy, even though I hate that word! I’m sensitive and cry really easily.”
“Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.”
“Look – I’m only responsible for the words that come out of my mouth. I’m not responsible for you not understanding them.”
“I can only please one person a day. Today isn’t your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.”
“I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.”
“Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts.”
“Her attitude is savage but her heart is gold.”
” Sorry, can’t come to the phone right now, but I’m sure we can work something out.”
“I heard you’re a player. Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.”
“Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice and take pictures.”
“I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings. As if I have any.”
“I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.”
“Thick thighs and pretty eyes.”
“Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be.”
“I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.”
“Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be.”
“Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.”
“Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.”
“Life is short. Smile while you have teeth.”

“Go ahead. Laugh, love, cry. Do whatever it takes to make you feel alive.”
“I wish common sense was more common.”
“It is not an attitude. It is the way I am.”
“Always Classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.”
“Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.”
“I love sarcasm. It is like punching someone in the face with words.”
“Whatever is God for your soul, do that.”
“An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.”
“I am usually cast as the sassy, brassy best friend.”
“I know I’m a handful but that’s why you got two hands.”
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is a genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
“Don’t get bitter, just get better.”
“Strong alone, unstoppable together.”
“Shut up, how much you spend on month, I spend on lipstick.”
“Boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced.”
“Crazy hair, don’t care.”
“Life is short. Make every hair flip count.”
“Smile. It destroys those who want to destroy you.”
“My circle is small because I am into quality, not quantity.”
“The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.”
“Not everyone likes but not everyone matters.”
“She was a rainbow, but he was color blind.”
“I need someone who sees the fire in my eyes and wants to play with it.”
“Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.”
“Be yourself; because an original is worth more than a copy.”
“It is not an attitude. It is the way I am.”
“Some things are better in dreams. So I became the dream!”
“My life feels like a study, I did not study for.”

About Andreas Ramos

Andreas Ramos is a social media enthusiast who loves writing captions for Instagram. He enjoys spending time with his family and friends, and traveling to new places. Andreas is also a fitness enthusiast, and likes to stay active by practicing yoga and going for walks.

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