Clever Quotes Caption For Instagram!

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  • “The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – that’s all that matters.”
  • “Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.”
  • “Life is short.” False — it’s the longest thing you do.
  • “Happy Sunday! There may be no excuse for laziness, but [I’m/we’re] still looking.”
  • “Life is short, false; it’s the longest thing you do.”
  • “Sometime in the not so distant future, there will be a redesigned form of me.”
  • “A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A dumb person creates it.”
  • “Lives change like the weather. I hope you remember today is never too late to be brand new.”
  • “Patience — what you have when there are too many witnesses.”
  • “Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.”
  • “I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT!”
  • “Your Attitude not your Aptitude will determine your Altitude.”
  • “Present yourself with a beverage, put on some lipstick, and get a hold of yourself.”
  • “Just Swag young ladies are interested by hashtags on the Facebook.”
  • “Some days start better than others.”
  • “Pleasant fellows completion lunch.”
  • “A day without stupid people is like. Never mind I’ll let you know If that happens.”
  • “Suggested by 4 out of 5 individuals that suggest things.”
  • “You have stolen a pizza our hearts.”
  • “Of course, I talk to myself sometimes because I need Experts advice.”
  • “Kindly embed grandiose poo about myself here.”
  • “Life is not about how hard you can hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.”

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  • “That moment when you realize your childhood is over.”
  • “Every day is a new day. It does not matter what happened yesterday. And you know why? Because you cannot change it anyways.”
  • “Beauty is power, a smile is its sword.”
  • “Stay sharp and far from timid.”
  • “My distractions are breakfast, lunch, and supper.”
  • “I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.”
  • “Lives change like the weather. I hope you remember today is never too late to be brand new.”
  • “You’re doing it wrong.”
  • “I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.”
  • “A day without stupid people is like. Never mind I’ll let you know If that happens.”
  • “It always seems impossible until it is Done.”
  • “The world is changed by your example, not your opinion.”
  • “Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy.”
  • “If you can’t explain Simply then you don’t understand it well enough.”
  • “Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?”
  • “Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?”
  • “Mom said life is similar to a container of chocolates, you never realize what your gonna get.”
  • “Life does not have to be perfect…..to be wonderful.”
  • “Seven billions smiles, and these are our favorite.”
  • “Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.”
  • “When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance.”
  • “My distractions are breakfast, lunch and dinner.”
  • “Genius is in knowing what to hold on and when to let go.”
  • “Life is short, false; it’s the longest thing you do.”
  • “Simply a man who sufficiently minded to attempt.”
  • “Some days start better than others.”
  • “Thank you for remaining me what butterflies feel like.”
  • “Common sense is not so common.”
  • “I love pretty things and clever words.”
  • “Better late than never, but never late is better.”
  • “Too clever is dumb.”

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Computer Quotes Caption For Instagram!

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  • “Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.”
  • “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
  • “The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before”
  • “Physics is the universe’s operating system”
  •  “It’s hardware that makes a machine fast.  It’s software that makes a fast machine slow.”
  • “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge”
  • “Tell me and I forget.  Teach me and I remember.  Involve me and I learn.”
  • “Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance”
  • “From a programmer’s point of view, the user is a peripheral that types when you issue a read request”
  • “Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind”
  • “Low-level programming is good for the programmer’s soul”
  • “Java is the most distressing thing to hit computing since MS-DOS”
  • “Irony we want our handwriting to look like typed fonts, and our computer fonts to look like handwritten text.”
  • “Without requirements and design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file”
  • “You can tell if a person is organized by checking his desktop”
  • “Computers don’t lie, but liars can compute”
  • “Most of everything is very little of not very much at all”
  • “Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.”
  • “No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed”
  • “That’s the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers.”
  • “A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila.”
  • “Computers don’t kill books; people do.”
  • “Man is a slow, sloppy, and brilliant thinker; computers are fast, accurate, and stupid”
  • “Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes”
  • “I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.”
  • “The fantastic advances in the field of electronic communication constitute a greater danger to the privacy of the individual”
  • “The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor”
  • “Technology offers us a unique opportunity, though rarely welcome, to practice patience”
  • “Computer hacking was like a chemical bond holding us all together”
  • “What unites computer and a person is logic”

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  • “The computer brings out the uptight perfectionist in us- we start editing ideas before we have them”
  • “My knowledge of computers begins and ends with hit power switch, magic box comes on”
  • “Computers don’t lie, but liars can compute”
  • “Because words have deep meaning, Tweets have power.”
  • “Life is meant to explore the world, not computer”
  • “It was one thing to use computers as a tool, quite another to let them do your thinking for you”
  • “I wonder who had the first computer dream, where, and when? I wonder if computers ever dream of human”
  • “[T]he key to winning the race is not to compete against machines but to compete with machines.”
  • “Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.”
  • “Human brain is a computer…the difference is that we don’t have any backup or restore”
  • “The computer is a product of the human mind. The computer does not perform without the control of the human mind”
  • “A computer is like the union, it never works unless you spend money on it.”
  • “Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.”
  • “Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.”
  • “Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.”
  • “Computers are perfect friends, they work with you when you work with them.”
  • “Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.”
  • “If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees.  That’ll do them in”
  • “After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy.”
  • “Computers have lots of memory but no imagination”
  • “The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim”

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Short Quotes Caption For Instagram!

 

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  • “You make my heart smile.”
  • “Friends are the most important ingredient in the recipe called life.”
  • “Whatever’s good for your soul, do that.”
  • “I’m on a new level.”
  • “You can only find yourself once you get lost in nature.”
  • To love and to be loved by the same person is the best feeling in the world.”
  • “I’m only responsible for what I say not for what you understand”
  • “Don’t sit like a rock, Work like a clock.”
  • “Stay a mystery, it’s better.”
  • “Time doesn’t heal shit.”
  • “Life is better when you’re with friends.”photo-live-laugh
  • “Life is not perfect but every second with you is.”
  • “its that give so much value (like yours) that every word feels like a must read!”
  • “The most valuable gift you can receive is an honest friend.”
  • “Life is better with friends!”
  • “Be Your Kind Of Beautiful.”
  • “It’s Not My Attitude. It’s My Style.”
  • “Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.”
  • “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
  • “DIFFERENT doesn’t mean WRONG.”
  • “Find yourself and be that.”
  • “We travel, some of us forever, to seek other location, other lives, other souls.”
  • “Be happy, it drives people fantastical.”
  • “Everywhere I look I am reminded of your love. You are my world.”
  • “This is all I want to do with you forever.”
  • “Close together or far apart, you’re forever in my heart.”
  • “Smile the only fashion that lasts forever.”
  • “Go where you feel most alive.”
  • “Sunday Means Fun Day.”
  • “Dream without fear, Love without Limits.”

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