Funny Selfie Captions For Instagram !

  • Look at these muscles.
  • Sizzling hot!
  • “Time to witness the handsome!” – Lancelot (Mobile Legends)
  • I’m a selfie lord. Bow before your king!
  • Did I make your heart skip a bit?
  • Real men don’t take selfies. Ironic, isn’t it?
  • My skin and bones have seen better days.
  • I may not have a six-pack, but I like to think of myself as sexy in my own way.
  • I know that looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.
  • 50% Savage. 50% Sweetness.
  • Wanna know what else is bigger than my smile? My heart.
  • Vanity is the new trend!
  • New look, same mistakes.
  • Just a pic of me being an idiot.
  • Wanna see my guns?
  • I didn’t choose the thug life. The thug life chose me.
  • Good boy or bad boy? You decide.
  • Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy!
  • In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic.
  • Don’t let your eyes be blinded by my handsomeness.
  • Don’t mind me. I’m just flexing.
  • Who’s a good boy? I am!
  • I woke up like this. (Because I fell asleep in this getup and makeup.)
  • This girl is on fire! No really, my muscles are burning from all the exercising I did.
  • Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
  • I sparkle from the inside out.
  • Life isn’t perfect. But my hair is!
  • Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
  • I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!
  • Stress doesn’t really go with my outfit.
  • This princess needs no prince!
  • Confidence Level: Selfie with no filter.
  • Some people grow up, I glow up.
  • “Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me?” -Mulan
  • I’m too glam to give a damn.
  • Crazy hair, don’t care.
  • This is the most magical picture you’ll ever see in your life.
  • Catch a glimpse.
  • Why be moody when you can shake yo booty?
  • I’m a selfie royalty. Now bow before your queen!
  • How much do I weigh? One hundred and sexy!
  • My dog dared me to do this selfie.
  • Today, I will be as useless as the letter ‘g’ in the word ‘lasagna’.
  • The cat made me do it, I swear!
  • I’m sexy and I know it. And now you do too.
  • Reality called, so I hung up.
  • I had fun once, it was horrible.
  • I think you are lacking vitamin ME!
  • Fresher than you.
  • I’ve got it, I’m flaunting it, and you’re liking it.
  • I call this the ‘hey, at least I tried’ selfie.
  • All of my imaginary friends says I need therapy.
  • I took 37 of this pic before I finally got it right.
  • This is called a ‘selfie’ because ‘narcissistic’ is too hard to spell.
  • How do I get out of this glass prison? Someone please help me!
  • I need a six-month holiday, twice a year!
  • Drunk people, children, and leggings: They don’t lie. And neither does this picture!
  • Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job.
  • A selfie a day keeps the mental breakdown away.
  • If you have eyes, look at me now!

Cool Selfie Captions For Instagram !

  • I don’t always take selfies.
  • Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.
  • I was born to stand out.
  • Selfie Sunday.
  • The best part of life is the opportunity to learn something new every day. Just when you think you know it all, you realize you didn’t know a thing.
  • Maybe she’s born with it.
  • You’re the king, baby I’m your queen.
  • These are the days we live for.
  • Stop being a zombie. Find something that you’re excited about in your life; otherwise you’re just walking dead.
  • Don’t allow your habitual behavior to dictate who you truly are.
  • Life is better when you’re laughing.
  • Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
  • That annoying moment when you take a selfie, and your hair looks perfect but your face looks horrific.
  • Some things are better in dreams.
  • Why so serious?
  • The best mistake to never repeat is to never cry for the same problem twice.
  • Cinderella never asked for a prince.
  • People won’t always love you. They may love what you bring to the table and love what you may do for them, but that doesn’t mean they love you. Learn the difference, my friends.
  • There’s a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
  • Even the most beautiful women will have at least some insecurity, whether they admit it or not.
  • Text me back or I’ll find you.
  • Insecurities can make even the smartest and most beautiful woman foolishly question herself despite how amazing she truly is.
  • If you have eyes, look at me now!
  • Show anyone and I’ll kill you.
  • I’d rather laugh with the sinners.
  • I’m everything you want but can’t have.
  • It’s sexy time.
  • Learn to appreciate the people who want to be in your life and stop stressing over people who don’t want to be in your life.
  • Don’t hold your breath.
  • It doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks of me because I know who I am, and I am damn proud of it.
  • Life is like a box of chocolate; sometimes you just dig out the good center parts and leave all the undesirable rest to waste.
  • Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.
  • Oh hey there.
  • Sunday funday.
  • People will judge you without knowing who you are, people will wish you bad things without knowing your story, but you don’t have to listen to them. They are not better than you.
  • If you really love someone, you would not purposely do something to hurt that person.
  • Start by changing your thoughts; finish by changing your life.
  • Dime piece.
  • Every path has obstacles, but it is up to you to continue to smile and walk that path.
  • Take a ride on my energy.
  • You don’t have to jump high for people to like you, love you, want to be with you, and notice you. You just have to be yourself, and you will be accepted for who you are.
  • You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
  • Morning boys.
  • Don’t let your eyes be blinded by her beauty.
  • You’re never going to have me.
  • When a man is truly passionate about his woman, he will do whatever it takes to ensure her happiness with him.
  • Always learn to stand on your own two feet or watch how you will crawl forever.
  • Before spending time trying to find someone, you must first find yourself.
  • The question isn’t can you, it’s will you?
  • What day is it again?
  • Don’t allow anyone to take the wheel and steer you in their direction because you will never truly be happy. Take control of your own life.
  • Regardless of whatever crap life may throw at you, never stop having a moment filled with fun!
  • Best. Selfie. Ever.
  • Catch a glimpse.
  • Let it be.
  • I’m the girl you’ve always wanted.
  • Dear guys, please get off of Facebook, take yourself outside, be a gentleman, and learn how to approach a woman in the real world, preferably one who is single and available.
  • Like it or not, you will eventually become a reflection of the company you keep.
  • Don’t hate.
  • But first, let me take a selfie.
  • Keep telling yourself good isn’t good enough. You deserve much more. You deserve GREATNESS.
  • You don’t know me.
  • Take me out.
  • There is no such thing as a perfect person, but someone’s heart can have the perfect intention.
  • You do you.
  • When people leave, they take pieces of you with them that you may never get back.
  • Wish you were here.
  • How bad do you want it.
  • I don’t need your approval to be me.
  • I woke up like this.
  • Take yourself seriously and others will have no choice but to follow your example and treat you in the same manner you treat yourself.
  • I can show you the world.
  • What do you think of the view?
  • Hey girl!
  • The same way some of you fellas are drooling over the next girl, don’t forget there’s a line of dudes drooling over your girl.
  • What have I become.
  • Happiness is just a chemical.
  • I’ll do me.
  • My time is now.
  • There’s nothing wrong with being an amateur. Each and every one of us has had to start from somewhere.
  • Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.
  • It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am.
  • Just because you’re awake doesn’t mean you should stop dreaming.
  • Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not strong enough.
  • I gave her my heart but she wanted my soul.
  • Be yourself, there’s no one better.
  • It’s so beautiful when a boy smiles.
  • Last night was a blur.

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Cute Selfie Captions For Instagram !

Never let anyone treat you like you’re ordinary.

Be yourself, there’s no one better.

Make them stop and stare.

She acts like summer and walks like rain.

Life is better when you’re laughing.

Be more of you, and less of them.

Maybe she’s born with it…

Salty BUT sweet.

It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am.

Self love is the best love.

As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.

Be a stiletto in a room full of flats.

Smile big, laugh often.

Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.

Being happy never goes out of style.

Love is beautiful, sisterhood is better.

You’re my Mary Kate and I’m your Ashley.

I hate you but I love you bc you’re basically me.

Fairies are real…they are called sisters.

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I love Selfies

Whatever sprinkles your donuts

Focus on the Good

Selfie in paradise

Escape the ordinary

Make Peace with your broken pieces

Last night was a blue

Ice Cream is Cheaper Than Therapy

Let’s just be who we are

Go green!

One bad chapter doesn’t mean your story is over

Her attitude kinda savage but her heart is gold

Cinderella never asked for a prince

The best of me is yet to come.

Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile

Life is better when you’re smiling

Who says I never smile in my selfie?

By the way, I’m wearing the smile you gave me

Keep the Smile On!

Smile, it confuses people

Smile at the world, and she’ll smile back

Some past memories bring a smile to you. And this is surely one of it.

Mirror Selfie Captions For Instagram !

  • Oh, hey there.
  • I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me.
  • You don’t know me.
  • It’s a good thing I’m not a vampire.
  • But first, let me take a selfie.
  • Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I’ll always get up after I fall and whether I run, walk or crawl, I’ll set my goals and achieve them all.
  • If you have eyes, look at me now.
  • Trust nobody! Not even your reflection.
  • Stress doesn’t really go with my outfit.
  • “I learned, when I look in the mirror and tell my story, that I should be myself and not peep whatever everybody is doing.”
  • Self love isn’t selfish!
  • Ah, the reflection of true beauty and strength.
  • I used to be vain, but now I’m perfect.
  • Hating me doesn’t make you look better.
  • “We are all a mess, but it’s how we keep it together that makes us beautiful.”
  • Less perfection, more authenticity.
  • I’m sending this mirror selfie to NASA, because I’m a star!
  • Mirrors always tell the truth.
  • Beauty attracts the eye, but personality captures the heart.
  • Reflecting on the most important things.
  • Some call it arrogance, I call it confidence.
  • Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.
  • Why so serious?
  • Have you ever looked in the mirror and thought “God, I’m so hot!”
  • “The mirror reflects all objects without being sullied.”
  • Haha! So we meet again, my fabulous mirror image!
  • Life is like a mirror—we get the best results when we smile.
  • “Elegance is the only beauty that never fades.”
  • I was born to stand out.
  • I don’t need your approval to be me.
  • “How rare and beautiful it is to even exist.”
  • Don’t hate.
  • “I love looking in the mirror and feeling good about what I see.” -Heather Morris
  • I’m actually not taking a mirror selfie. I’m just showing you my new phone.
  • We are all mirrors, and what we see in others reflects what we see inside ourselves.
  • A happy soul is the best shield against the cruel world.
  • I hate it when I’m about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
  • Mirrors can’t talk. Lucky for you, they can’t laugh either.
  • I love this look!
  • Sometimes, I look at myself in the mirror and I wonder: “How the f*ck did I ever become this awesome?”
  • “Beauty begins the moment you decide to be yourself.”
  • Warning: You might fall in love with me!
  • “Smile in the mirror. Do that every day and you’ll start to see a big difference in your life.” \
  • Be a badass with a good ass!
  • It’s sexy time!
  • This is how to be a heartbreaker.
  • When you look good and your mirror knows it.
  • I love mirrors because they love me.
  • “If I was you, I’d wanna be me too.”
  • Does this selfie make me look fat?
  • “I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.”
  • Mirror: “You look cute today.” Camera: “LOL, no.”
  • I can’t help but stare at my beautiful friend in the mirror world.
  • “There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.”
  • Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
  • I don’t take selfies all the time, just every day.
  • It’s all about the ambiance.
  • Be more of you, and less of them.
  • I woke up like this.
  • Damn you, mirror! That’s not what I look like in my head.

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  • Escape the ordinary
  • By the way, I’m wearing the smile you gave me
  • Dream without fear, love without limits.
  • Live for the moments you can’t put into words
  • There’s nothing more precious than sharing special moments with family
  • Happiness is meeting an old friend after a long time and feeling that nothing has changed
  • Embrace the glorious mess that you are
  • Trouble never looked so god damn fine
  • Aspire to Inspire before we expire
  • All good things are wild and free
  • long weekend love
  • Be obsessively grateful
  • Elegance is a beauty that never fades
  • Wanderlust and city dust
  • Give me some space
  • I’m your love and life
  • This is how to be a heartbreaker
  • Real men don’t take selfies
  • Just hanging with my friends
  • I just got 30 likes, #selfiepro
  • You don’t know me
  • If you got eyes, look at me now
  • Real men don’t take selfies
  • I Can’t-Do That Now Bc I’m Taking Selfies!!!
  • A selfie a day keeps the friends away.
  • If you got eyes, look at me now
  • Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy.
  • The sun will shine someday
  • Take my selfie and be merry
  • Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star
  • Warning – You might fall in love with me.
  • Love your enemies
  • Smile, it confuses peopleThese are the seasons of emotion
  • These are the seasons of emotion
  • Silly girls are the best
  • You’ll never understand me
  • You’re always too far from here
  • I don’t take selfies all the time, just every day
  • Cold Days, Warm Hearts
  • Happily dressed in black
  • Never looked so good
  • A better version of me
  • Best Friends Forever..!!!!
  • I feel good today
  • I am looking fresher than you
  • Feeling Fresh
  • Life is too short to wear boring clothes
  • I am not taking selfie, I am just checking my camera quality
  • Please don’t download my Selfie, you may fall in love with me
  • This is my thug life
  • People are looking at me funny
  • Sometimes I’m in a selfie mood
  • I have no idea what I’m doing
  • A selfie a day keeps your FB friends away
  • Clicked a selfie after a long time!
  • ife goes on, with or without you.
  • 5’2 my height but my attitude 6’1
  • Don’t Study me. You won’t Graduate!
  • If you’re honestly happy, fuck what people think.
  • Being pissed off gets old. I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level.
  • her attitude savage but her heart is gold.
  • Own what’s yours, or else others will try to.
  • Be a Warrior, not a Worrier.

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  • Go wild for a while.
  • Rolling with the homies.
  • When you are Downie, eat a brownie.
  • All we have is NOW.
  • We got that Friday feeling.
  • Catch flights, not Feelings.
  • Disappointed but not surprised.
  • How I feel when there is no Coffee. DEPRESSO!
  • 50% Savage. 50% Sweetness.
  • You can’t do epic shit with basic people.
  • I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.
  • It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.
  • The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.
  • Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
  • I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. ‘Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but they whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves their conduct, will pursue their principles unto death.
  • It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.
  • I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.
  • People will stare. Make it worth their while.
  • Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.
  • Always classy never trashy and a little bit sassy.
  • Make difficulty look easy. Make impossible look cute.
  • I can only please one person a day. Today isn’t your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.
  • A sass a day keeps the basics away.
  • Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts.
  • If you listen to me closely, you can hear me not caring.
  • I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings. As if I have any.
  • I´m not mean, I´m just brutally honest. It´s not my fault that truth hurts. Here’s a band-aid.

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Hair Quotes Caption for Instagram!

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  • “Life is too short to have boring hair.”
  • “Invest in your hair. It is the crown you never take off.”
  • “Long hair, don’t care.”
  • “My hairstyle is called I tried.”
  • Having long hair is the most annoying and wonderful thing ever, all at the same time.
  • “For best look hairstyle plays an important role. People love to cut the hair in different styles.”
  • “To make new something is style.”
  • “I am looking classy with my new hairstyles.”
  • “Long hair in simple style looks beautiful.”
  • The longer the better.
  • “I care for my hair.”
  • Short hair, don’t care.
  • “I love fashion, and I love changing my style, my hair, my makeup, and everything I’ve done in the past have made me what I am now. Not everyone is going to like what I do, but I look back at everything, and it makes me smile.”
  • “I’m a queen and my hair is my crown.”
  • “A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life.”
  • “Life is short. Make each hair flip fabulous.”
  • “Life isn’t perfect but your hair can be.”
  • “I always feel good after I change my hair. You get a haircut and feel positive and ready to take on the day.”
  • Highlighting all my best features.
  • “Hair is jewelry. It’s an accessory.”
  • “Hair is a beautiful form of self-expression.”
  • “Hair color is just an expression of something different that you want to have, or something creative.”
  • “I’m proud of my short hair. I don’t think I will grow it long again.”

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  • “A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life.”
  • “Hair is a woman’s glory.”
  • “Hair is a huge part of who I am and what I obsess over – I’ve had long hair my entire life.”
  • “I like to create a lot of texture in my hair, and I like it a bit messy.”
  • “Happy hair, happy life.”
  • “Love yourself as much as I love my new hair.”
  • “Your hair tells a lot about you. Make sure it’s telling the right story.”
  • ” I am a queen crowned in my curls.”
  • “Girls with natural hair smell like tropical paradises, coconut, and fruit salad.”
  • “Sorry, I can’t hear you over the volume of my hair.”
  • ” My hair doesn’t need fixing. Society’s views of beauty do.”
  • “I’ve had long hair, I’ve had short hair, and I’ve had in between hair… and it’s all good.”
  • “I don’t need a relaxer. My hair ain’t stressed out.”
  • “Love is in the hair.”
  • “I make hair contact before I make eye contact.”
  • My real hair color is kind of a dark blonde. Now I just have mood hair.
  • “I whip my hair back and forth.”
  • “I didn’t want to go out, but my hair looked too good to stay in.”
  • “My life is meant to be filled with beauty.”
  • “You are looking like the angle in your new hair.”
  • “we need to maintain daily for hair.”
  • “I always feel good after I change my hair. You get a haircut and feel positive and ready to take on the day.”
  • “Everything feels better after a haircut.”
  • “Trying to perfect my hair flip.”
  • “Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.”
  • “Let your hair do the talking.”
  • “I have very short hair. It’s the only cute haircut I think I’ve ever had.”

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Selfie Captions For Instagram!

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  • “I love Selfies.”
  • “Her attitude kinda savage but her heart is gold.”
  • “Getting my pose on!”
  • “Never let anyone treat you like you’re ordinary.”
  • “I don’t always take selfies.”
  • “Let your eyes do the talking..”
  •  “Beauty attracts the eye, but personality captures the heart.”
  • “they love you. Learn the difference, my friends.”
  • “The best of me is yet to come.”
  • “Only a cupcake searching for a stud biscuit.”
  • Sunshine on my head.
  • “Life Happens, Coffee Helps.”
  • “Be yourself, there’s no one better.”
  • “A little contour and confidence.”
  • “Selfie Sunday.”
  • “There’s a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.”
  • “Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.”
  • “Self love is the best love.”
  • “Some things are better in dreams.”

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  • “The best mistake to never repeat is to never cry for the same problem twice.”
  • “As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.”
  • “Once a while someone amazing comes along! And here I am..”
  • “Learn to appreciate the people who want to be in your life and stop stressing over people who don’t want to be in your life.”
  • “The way you carry a style reflects your personality.”
  • “Following my heart, I achieved completed me!”
  • “Confidence Level: Selfie with no filter.”
  • “Every path has obstacles, but it is up to you to continue to smile and walk that path.”
  • “Life is better when you’re laughing.”
  • “Smiles are free… but they’re worth a lot.”
  • “Don’t let your eyes be blinded by her beauty.”
  • “Keep telling yourself good isn’t good enough. You deserve much more. You deserve GREATNESS.”
  • “Fall in love with moments.”
  • “Dream the impossible because dreams do come true..”
  • “Love is beautiful, sisterhood is better.”
  • “Being happy never goes out of style.”
  • “So many changes in a year.”
  • “Take yourself seriously and others will have no choice but to follow your example and treat you in the same manner you treat yourself.”
  • “Nothing can dim the light that shines from within..!”
  • “This is why we can’t have nice things.”
  • “Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile.”

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