Flirting Captions For Instagram !

  • My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined !
  • I’m sorry I wasn’t part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?
  • If I freeze, it’s not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
  • If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand
  • Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe !
  • Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.
  • You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. !
  • Do you believe in love at first sight or do i pass by you again. !
  • Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.
  • If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
  • You’re more special than relativity. !
  • A girl in a restaurant asked me “Are you single?”. I happily replied “Yes”. She took away the extra chair in front of me.
  • My name is John but you can call me tonight.
  • What do you and your shower have in common? You both get wet when I turn you on.
  • Save your breath… You’ll need it to blow up your date.
  • S.I.N.G.L.E…sexy! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!
  • Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
  • I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
  • You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
  • I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  • I’d like to think inside your box.
  • Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?
  • I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it …so I said “Implants?”
  • Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
  • Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
  • You must be peanut butter because you’re making my legs feel like jelly.
  • You must be a full moon, coz everytime you are around me, I turn into a beast.
  • Are your pants 50% off? Cuz they’ll be 100% off in my room.
  • I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.
  • What is live? Life is love. Whats love? Love is kissing. Whats kissing? Come here and I show you.
  • I flirted with disaster last night. Now disaster won’t stop texting me.
  • I don’t think it’s rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today’s newspaper.
  • Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
  • I bet we can get into some serious Treble together.
  • Life’s a jungle let’s go to your place and fuck like animals!
  • You smell like trash….. Can I take you out?
  • What’s your amplitude for charm-strange mixing?
  • Why did the lady wear a helmet every time she ate? She was on a crash diet!
  • A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
  • How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing? Your domain or mine?
  • If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.
  • Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  • Looking at you is getting my dick harder than Chuck Norris !
  • My favorite sexual position: The Chilean miner. That’s where you go down on me and stay there till Christmas.
  • If I followed you home, would you keep me?
  • Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
  • Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
  • My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
  • I think I’ve discovered my supersymmetric partner.
  • You are my methods. I am nothing without you.

Smile Caption In Hindi

हमेशा खुश रहो,आपके होंठो की हसी हमें जिन्दा रहने की वजह देती है.

आप Smile नही करोंगी तो, मेरी Smile बुरा मान जाएँगी.

क्या लूटेगा जमाना खुशियो को हमारी, हम तो खुद अपनी खुशिया दुसरो पर लुटाकर जीते है.

मुस्कराहट वो हीरा है जिसे आप बिना खरीदे पहन सकते हो, और जब तक यह हीरा आपके पास है आपको सुंदर दिखने के लिये, किसी और चीज की जरुरत नहीं है!

जरा मुस्कुरा के देखो,दुनिया हँसती नजर आएगी!

अगवा कर लिया है सूरज को बादलों ने, फिरौती में तुम्हारी मुस्कान मांग रहे हैं.

आपकी पसंद हमारी चाहत बन जाये, आपकी मुस्कान दिल की राहत बन जाये, खुदा खुशियों से इतना खुश कर दे आपको, कि आपको खुश देखना हमारी आदत बन जाये।

हमेशा खुश रहो, आपके होंठो की हसी हमें जिन्दा रहने की वजह देती है.

मुस्कराता हुआ चेहरा कभी भी आउट ऑफ़ फैशन नही होता, इसलिए मुस्कारते रहो.

 

तुम्हारी मुस्कान से ही शुरू हुई हमारी कहानी…. मुस्कराते रहना यही आखरी तमन्ना है हमारी….

क़ुर्बान हो जाऊं मुस्कराहट पे तुम्हारे, या इसे देखकर जीने का एक बहाना ढूंढ लूं…

जिन्दगी मे सबसे बडा घनवान इंसान वो होता हे, जो दुसारो को अपनी SMILE देकार, उसका दिल जीत लेता हे, बस हर पल हँसते रहो.

चलो मुस्कुराने की वजह ढुंढते हैं, तुम हमें ढुंढो.. हम तुम्हे ढुंढते हैं..!

बनती है अगर बात तो बांट लो हर ख़ुशी, गम न ज़ाहिर करो तुम किसी से कभी, दिल की गहराई में गम छुपाते रहो, चार दिन की जिंदगी में सदा मुस्कुराते रहो.

दुनिया की भिड मे रब से एक दुआ है हमारी, जिस मे मांगी हर खुशी तुम्हारी.

Attitude‬ होने से कुछ नही होता, ‎Smile‬ ऐसी दो के लोगों का दिल जीत ले.

क्या लूटेगा जमाना खुशियो को हमारी, हम तो खुद अपनी खुशिया दुसरो पर लुटाकर जीते है

जब भी आप मुस्कुराये अपने दिल से, समझो दुआ कबुल है हमारी.

मुस्कुराना एक ऐसा उपहार है जो बिना मोल के भी अनमोल है, इसमें देने वाले का कुछ कम नहीं होता, और पाने वाला निहाल हो जाता है!

थोड़ी si Smile थोड़ी si Khushi, थोड़ा sa Pyaar किसी को दे दो, तो वो दुनिया का सबसे बड़ा धनवान, और प्यारा इंसान कहे लायेगा.

आप अपनी मुस्कान को गुमा नहीं बैठे हैं, यह तो आप की नाक के ठीक नीचे है। आप भूल गए कि वह यहाँ थी।, बस इसी तरह हँसते रहिये..

हमेशा खुश रहो, आपके होंठो की हसी हमें जिन्दा रहने की वजह देती है.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happy Captions For Instagram!

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  • There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved.”
  • “Happiness is a choice. You can choose to be happy. There’s going to be stress in life, but it’s your choice whether you let it affect you or not.”
  • “Happiness is a butterfly, which when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.”
  • “The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts: therefore, guard accordingly, and take care that you entertain no notions unsuitable to virtue and reasonable nature.”
  • “Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances.”
  • “Be happy with what you have. Be excited about what you want.”
  • “Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.”
  • “All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love.”
  • “Happiness is being contented with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends.”
  • “There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved.”
  • “You can only have bliss if you don’t chase it.”
  • “Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but of imagination.”
  • “Happiness is where we find it, but very rarely where we seek it.”
  • “Real happiness is not of temporary enjoyment, but is so interwoven with the future that it blesses forever.”  happiness image
  • “Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labor, and luck.”
  • “Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness.”
  • “Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.”
  • “I am very happy because I have conquered myself and not the world. I am very happy because I have loved the world and not myself.”

  • “Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success.”

  • “Happiness is the art of never holding in your mind the memory of any unpleasant thing that has passed.”

  • “The only thing that will make you happy is being happy with who you are, and not who people think you are.”
  • “Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, worn or consumed. Happiness is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace, and gratitude.”
  • “Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present.”
  • Happiness radiates like the fragrance from a flower and draws all good things towards you.
  • “The key to being happy is knowing you have the power to choose what to accept and what to let go.”
  • “You deserve to be happy. You deserve to live a life you are excited about. Don’t let others make you forget that.”
  • “The secret to happiness is freedom… And the secret to freedom is courage.”
  • “Happiness is surrounding yourself only with those who bestow their unconditional love and support.”
  • “Seeking external validation brings disappointment. Validate yourself from within to find true happiness.”
  • “When it becomes above normal, material happiness will feel like misery.”
  • “Work hard and stay focused to achieve your goals and dreams in life. That is the path to true happiness!”
  • “True happiness starts in the core of our true selves as a constant, a guidepost, a default, and a strength that shines from the inside out.”
  • “Unless and until you give happiness to others you truly cannot be happy.”best-smiley-inspiration
  • “Family means true happiness. Stay loyal to your true happiness.”
  • “True happiness is not achieved when you have a perfect life. It is achieved when you are happy with the imperfections.”
  • “If you are looking for true happiness, you have to change your level of consciousness and deepness of awareness.”
  • “HAPPINESS is the art of never holding in your mind the memory of any unpleasant thing that has passed.”
  • “HAPPINESS does not Depend on what You Have or who You Are, it solely Relies on what You Think.”
  • “Waking up to see another day is a blessing. Don’t take it for granted. Make it count and be happy that you’re alive.”
  •  “No matter how good or bad you feel, wake up each day thankful for your life. Someone, somewhere else, is desperately fighting for theirs.”
  • “When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive – to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.”
  •  ‘Welcome the new day with: a Smile on your face, Love in your heart and Positive Thoughts in your Mind.”
  • ” Life is better when you are Happy but life is at its best, when other people are Happy for You! Make someone feel Happy today!”
  • ” In the morning, don’t forget to wear your smile and remember “A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
  •  “What really matters Today is to be HAPPY!”
  • “Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes from your own actions.” 
  •  “Happiness is like a plant: It must be watered daily with giving thoughts and actions.”
  •  “Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action.
  •  “Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life.”
  •  “Happiness is a how; not a what. A talent, not an object.”
  • “Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.”smile-images