Funny Selfie Captions

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  • The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.
  • I am not feeling lazy actually, I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing.
  • I`m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
  • I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
  • If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
  • I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
  • You laugh. I laugh. You cry. I cry. You jump off a really tall cliff. I yell, “Do a flip!”
  • Wanna know what else is bigger than my smile? My heart.
  • Vanity is the new trend!
  • New look, same mistakes.
  • Just a pic of me being an idiot.
  • Wanna see my guns?
  • I didn’t choose the thug life. The thug life chose me.
  • Good boy or bad boy? You decide.
  • Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy!
  • In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic.
  • Don’t let your eyes be blinded by my handsomeness.
  • Don’t mind me. I’m just flexing.
  • Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
  • I sparkle from the inside out.
  • Life isn’t perfect. But my hair is!
  • Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
  • I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!
  • Stress doesn’t really go with my outfit.
  • This princess needs no prince!
  • Confidence Level: Selfie with no filter.
  • Some people grow up, I glow up.
  • “Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me?” -Mulan
  • I’m too glam to give a damn.
  • Crazy hair, don’t care.
  • This is the most magical picture you’ll ever see in your life.
  • Catch a glimpse.
  • I call this the ‘hey, at least I tried’ selfie.
  • All of my imaginary friends says I need therapy.
  • I took 37 of this pic before I finally got it right.
  • This is called a ‘selfie’ because ‘narcissistic’ is too hard to spell.
  • How do I get out of this glass prison? Someone please help me!
  • I need a six-month holiday, twice a year!
  • Drunk people, children, and leggings: They don’t lie. And neither does this picture!
  • Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job.
  • A selfie a day keeps the mental breakdown away.
  • If you have eyes, look at me now!
  • If I was funny, I would have a good selfie caption.
  • Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
  • What do you think of the beautiful view?

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  • Shameless self-promotion is an underappreciated art form. Let’s fix that.
  • Life is better when you’re laughing.
  • I’d rather laugh with the sinners.
  • Posting this to make everyone else feel better about themselves. You’re welcome.
  • My life’s purpose is to be a cautionary tale for others.
  • Dare to be a doughnut in a world full of plain bagels.
  • To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.
  • Coffee and confidence.
  • Showing myself at my worst, so the next time I post a selfie, you’ll all be astounded by my stunning transformation.
  • I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
  • You won’t see another selfie like this from me for another seven months
  • Laughing under the clouds.
  • Hey, don’t be sad. Just so you know, sad backwards is das—and das not good!
  • This is why we can’t have nice things.
  • I’m headed to outer space with the rest of the stars.
  • Drunk people, children, and leggings: They don’t lie. Neither does this picture.
  • How do I get out of this glass prison? Won’t someone help me? Please?!
  • No mom, I’m not serious. Please don’t call.
  • Hey don’t be sad! Because sad backwards is das—and das not good!
  • I got a haircut! It went so well I went ahead and had all my hairs cut!
  • I call this the ‘Hey, at least I tried.
  • At least it’s not a clip-on man bun.
  • Pinterest made me do it.
  • This is my road to recovery.
  • The only trip you will regret is the one you don’t take. (Okay, and that trip where you ate the sketchy seafood and couldn’t figure out how to flush the toilets in Morocco.)
  • If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine—it’s lethal.

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A Good Laugh Is The Best Medicine For Your Soul!

  • “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
  • “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  • “Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity!”
  • “Going to bed early. Not going to a party. Not leaving my house. My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.”
  • “Aspire to Inspire before you Expire.”
  • “My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.”‘
  • “Your Greatness is not what you have. It’s what you give.”
  • “I’m so happy to have you in my life. Please don’t ever leave.”
  • “The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.”
  • “Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.”
  • “I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.”
  • “Walking past a class with your friends on it.”
  • “I need a six month holiday, twice a year.”
  • “My prince is not coming on a white horse… he’s obviously riding a turtle somewhere, really confused.”
  • “Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.”
  • “I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.”
  • “I need a six month holiday, twice a year.”
  • “I am returning to face the truth that an ordinary day is not lager on the shoreline or calamari in the stomach.”
  • “On the off chance that I could hole up to my life in one line, I would pass on of humiliation.”
  • “Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”
  • “I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.”
  • “Less Mondays, more sunshine.”
  • “Spring: Warm today, cold tomorrow.”
  • “I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled with my thumb.”
  • “Hey, you are reading my bio again!”
  • “Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds.”
  • “According to Sarah, who had gone two years ago, prom was famous for being an overpriced disappointment where most people had no fun.”
  • “Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.”
  • “Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
  • “My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot.”
  • “VODKA: Happy Water for Fun People.”
  • “Act Smart, Eat Hard, Sleep Fast.”
  • Make little things count. Teach Midgets Math.”
  • “I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode”
  • “I hope we are besties forever. even after we die we can become ghosties and care people forever.”
  • “Me and my group friends are the funniest humans I know.”
  • “There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I’m thinking of continuing.”
  • ” Aye, I’m just feeling my vibes right now, I’m feeling myself.”
  • “Alcohol will give different, type of superhuman power!”
  • “A friend in need a friend to be avoided.”
  • “I hate math, but I love counting money.”
  • “Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.”
  • “Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.”funny