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  • “Dear friends and family, it’s my birthday! You can drop off all presents at my doorstep or just take me out to lunch. Thanks in advance for all the gifts! Happy birthday to me!”
  • “Now that I’m officially middle-aged and my brain has caught up with me, why does my body have to start running away?! It’s just not fair. I guess I know what I’m buying myself for my birthday: Botox and a gym membership. Happy birthday to me.”
  • “The date of my birth has made me realize that a person does not get to my age, without making smart decisions, and always thinking things through! It is truly, a wonder that I even made it this far! Happy Birthday to me!”
  • “To the person I cut off in the line at Starbucks today, I’m not sorry. It’s my birthday, bitch! I deserve a coffee.”
  • “To everyone out there having a bad day, stay calm. It’s my birthday.”
  • “Every year I swear I’m getting more beautiful, awesome, adorable, and lovely to be around- congrats on another year and happy birthday to you. Love, me.”
  • “If it were up to me I’d spend today binge-watching Netflix and eating crappy cake. Since today is my birthday I guess that’s exactly what I’m going to do! Happy birthday to me on the best day ever!”
  • “After living another year, I’m thankful to God that he has blessed me so much- and that I’m a real blessing to others. Happy birthday to me.”
  • “It’s a perfect day for anyone and everyone to wish me a happy birthday. So happy birthday, love, me”
  • “It was a fantastic day for a birthday! Plenty of laughter and fun had by all. You truly know how to make a girl feel so special! I can hardly wait to see what adventures this year will bring!”
  • “You understand me more than I can even understand myself. I could never thank you enough for all that you have done for me. Happy Birthday to the best friend in this whole world.”
  • “Happy thoughts. Happy memories. Happy dreams. Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!”
  • “Happy Birthday from me to I! It’s time to party because I’m superfly! Cheers to a brand new year full of laughter, love and new friendships!”
  • “Even though I have come to an age when my train-of-thought sometimes leaves without me, I’m ok with it. I mean, I have enough money now to afford riding in a Cadillac instead, so I guess some things do work out in the end. Happy birthday to me.”
  • “When did I get so stinkin’ old?! I can only meet up with friends these days by visiting the cemetery- that’s when you know you’re old. Oh well, happy birthday to me.”
  • “Not everyone is as lucky as me to be blessed with parents like you. Thank you so much for coming into my life and standing by my side. Happy Birthday to me.”
  • “Happy Birthday to the most amazing man ever” Write your name here”
  • “I want to thank everyone for my special day, come and join me as I celebrate it.”
  • “Yes, today is my birthday, Therefore I will be treated like a Queen/King..”
  • “Dear self, have a wonderful day and don’t forget you can now park in the handicap spaces everywhere. Happy birthday you oldie.”
  • “The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
  • “The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.”
  • “It takes a long time to become young”
  • “You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.”
  • Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake.
  • Lifes too short to say no to birthday cake.”        
  • “I hope that today, at your party, you dance and others sing as you celebrate with joy your best birthday.”

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  • “Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!”
  • Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.”
  • “Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years. Happy birthday!”
  • “Another adventure filled year awaits you. Welcome it by celebrating your birthday with pomp and splendor. Wishing you a very happy and fun-filled birthday!”
  • “May you be gifted with life’s biggest joys and never-ending bliss. After all, you yourself are a gift to earth, so you deserve the best. Happy birthday.”
  • “Your birthday is the first day of another 365-day journey. Be the shining thread in the beautiful tapestry of the world to make this year the best ever. Enjoy the ride.”
  • “Count not the candles…see the lights they give. Count not the years, but the life you live. Wishing you a wonderful time ahead. Happy birthday.”
  • “Happy birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to.”
  • “Wishing you a beautiful day with good health and happiness forever. Happy birthday!”
  • “When the little kids ask how old you are at your party, you should go ahead and tell them. While they’re distracted trying to count that high, you can steal a bite of their cake! Happy birthday!”
  • “A birth-date is a reminder to celebrate the life as well as to update the life.”
  • “Today is exactly 365 days, how you live on this planet. You have loving parents, a lot of beautiful toys and the most important thing is that the best is waiting for you ahead. Happy 1st birthday!”
  • “You are sweeter than the most delicious pie, your eyes are brighter than the sun and your smile is more beautiful than a rainbow! Happy birthday to the best child in the world!”

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